Souled Out. Shu Lin's birthday.
By KayJaeWei
Shu Lin's Birthday Dinner at Souled Out
This was the same place my parents brought me during my birthday. Deja Vu! Its used wrongly but the word is cool. Oh, and in case you did'nt know my birthday date you can derive it from yuli's birthday date by dividing two. See, now you know two very chunted things. So go find out.
I call it '灵魂已经出来了餐厅'. Sorry for being lame lor. I teached shu lin how to write this in her zhou ji. Oh ya. I find it lala when you slot a few chinese words in an english paragraph but who cares la. The dinner was awesome by the way. Thank you Shu Lin, as gratitude i will shout to the world of how generous you are to belanja erm <20> ( The advatages of learning maths, you dont understand you go die ) Haha. Enjoy the photos.
Magaritas.
Ah yes the birthday girl (: Shu Lin
Fedora fun. Hoho. Chen Lynn Carmen Huili
My Girl for the day. Yuli <3
Jae
OH OH i really love this teacher of mine i made up
By KayJaeWei
Sometimes right. Life is'nt always perfect as it is. Ah yes, when i say this it means that something bad is happening right now. I am just letting this out to the world on my friend's behalf. There is this teacher of ours ( I seriously hope you can call your kids to open this webpage so that they can let you read this blogpost of mine, i am not sure whether you even educated them properly and i still cant believe you are married, did you use money? maybe not thats why you became a teacher anyway screw you )
1. 8 boxes in the bluecard for changing place because i sat on the seat infront of me. claps*
2. I was'nt feeling well, yes i was sick. I slept in class and he rised my winning postition in the blue card to 12. aww. tmrw i shall bring my mc and screw you nicely.
3. My friend got pissed and finally pulled out a stupid stunt because the TEACHER hit him. When the whole scenario was brought to the decipline room. The teacher denied it saying he just tapped him on the shoulder. WTF MAN.
4. I do hand in his work but he marks it as though it has never been seen through. Whats the point. Even for my exam paper somemore.
I learnt my lesson, i kena rotan to give him face somemore. Well you know what, if you are proclamied a teacher i shall say fcuk you. Because you haven't been studying the teachers manual properly. Want me to tell you who i am talking about? Mr. Cheh Kau Sai. maybe i am making this whole story up so dont even bother trying to frame me because i totally am :) Just another year and a half. After that i can gladly walk back to school and point out the finger that says a million things. Till then i shall make sure and prove that without you i can still get an 'A' on my spm slip.
Jae
Why you give a shit who I screw with?
By KayJaeWei
Ppl nowadays, have nothing better to do but nose around other ppls business. They somehow feel like there's a need to stick a darn hand in something that has absolutely nothing to do with them. Hence, the title.
I don't mention anybody/anything names on the blog, (except for the teachers post) I don't say who they are. I could've been insulting any darn thing. It could've been you? It could've been my close friend? It could've been this stranger I saw on the street? The beggar at the Pasar Malam? My Dog? My neighbour's bitch? The cockcroach living in the sewers? The thermite whos currently chewing on my house wood? The fish in my pond? The pubic lice on some cheap prostitute at Jalan Chow Kit? Or it could've simply been the bitch up feelings I'm having, the stupid PMS of some random girl who I never knew. So, why do you give a shit on what I say? There's infinite possibilities on who or what I'm insulting, what makes you think it's somebody or something you know? The person I'm insulting or commenting on could be so puny that it's lost wouldn't affect the majority of the society, plus, you don't even know who or what I'm insulting. So I repeat, why give a shit?
If you people are really so self-centered and perasan to think that, everything here has got to do with you. Go ahead, but don't blame me. I've never said that you were right before. You can't even prove that I'm talking bout you.
And if you really still give a shit, I would advice you on go getting a life, and stop nosing around mine. If you were so free, go study, get a good diploma or some shit instead of wasting your time like this. I truly feel sorry for you people who think that I'm insulting you. Word of advice : Don't lah so perasan. If you think you're not that kind of person, then you aren't. Why give a shit on what I say? Call me a gigolo, call me arrogant, call me pathetic, narcissist, bastard, asshole, Fcker, see if I give a shit. It's amusing to me that eventhough some of you people think that way of me, why would you even bother giving a shit on what I do? Suggested solution : Don't visit this blog, ignore my presence, not like anybody's sticking a knife at your bloody throat and asking you to go read or not you shall face certain death. Our world is filled with funny people lah. :)
I don't mention anybody/anything names on the blog, (except for the teachers post) I don't say who they are. I could've been insulting any darn thing. It could've been you? It could've been my close friend? It could've been this stranger I saw on the street? The beggar at the Pasar Malam? My Dog? My neighbour's bitch? The cockcroach living in the sewers? The thermite whos currently chewing on my house wood? The fish in my pond? The pubic lice on some cheap prostitute at Jalan Chow Kit? Or it could've simply been the bitch up feelings I'm having, the stupid PMS of some random girl who I never knew. So, why do you give a shit on what I say? There's infinite possibilities on who or what I'm insulting, what makes you think it's somebody or something you know? The person I'm insulting or commenting on could be so puny that it's lost wouldn't affect the majority of the society, plus, you don't even know who or what I'm insulting. So I repeat, why give a shit?
If you people are really so self-centered and perasan to think that, everything here has got to do with you. Go ahead, but don't blame me. I've never said that you were right before. You can't even prove that I'm talking bout you.
And if you really still give a shit, I would advice you on go getting a life, and stop nosing around mine. If you were so free, go study, get a good diploma or some shit instead of wasting your time like this. I truly feel sorry for you people who think that I'm insulting you. Word of advice : Don't lah so perasan. If you think you're not that kind of person, then you aren't. Why give a shit on what I say? Call me a gigolo, call me arrogant, call me pathetic, narcissist, bastard, asshole, Fcker, see if I give a shit. It's amusing to me that eventhough some of you people think that way of me, why would you even bother giving a shit on what I do? Suggested solution : Don't visit this blog, ignore my presence, not like anybody's sticking a knife at your bloody throat and asking you to go read or not you shall face certain death. Our world is filled with funny people lah. :)
SO, WHAT'S THE REASON FOR YOU TO GIVE A SHIT? :)
The end was the Start.
By KayJaeWei
I have a confession to make.
Well, not really. I was just trying to get your attention lah! Like how Wei Chean sneezed real loud during perhimpunan to attract attention. JUST SO YOU PPL KNOW, it's highly proven that the 2nd child of the family is an attention seeker! When I say 2nd child, it really means 2ND child. Not applied to those who have only one sibling, cause that would make you the youngest child, not 2nd.
I just downloaded Arctic Monkeys new album, Humbug, and to be honest, I THINK THE LAST ALBUM WAS MUCH BETTER. Daughtry still rocks lah.
I GOT 2 RED ZONE PASSES TO MTV WORLD STAGE. Which I dunno where the hell or what the hell the red zone is! Sounds damn good, but the mosh pit's better (?) HOW I WISH IT'S VIP TICKETS MAN. And to Jae Haan and Michelle, I'LL TRY TO GET YOU PPL TICKETS LAH. If I can, don't pressure me lah!
4 days ago, my english teacher, Ms Wong Something Something, asked if we all had blogs. Super weird question? SHE ACTUALLY FOUND MY BLOG. Yes, you Ms Wong, who might be reading this post right now! AIYOH, WHY GO CARI MY BLOG FOR. I pai seh! I use this blog to insult teachers one! Now I must think twice before insulting them loh. DON'T READ THIS BLOG ADY! If not... If not... I PRIVATISE IT. Hah! :)
I just downloaded Arctic Monkeys new album, Humbug, and to be honest, I THINK THE LAST ALBUM WAS MUCH BETTER. Daughtry still rocks lah.
I GOT 2 RED ZONE PASSES TO MTV WORLD STAGE. Which I dunno where the hell or what the hell the red zone is! Sounds damn good, but the mosh pit's better (?) HOW I WISH IT'S VIP TICKETS MAN. And to Jae Haan and Michelle, I'LL TRY TO GET YOU PPL TICKETS LAH. If I can, don't pressure me lah!
4 days ago, my english teacher, Ms Wong Something Something, asked if we all had blogs. Super weird question? SHE ACTUALLY FOUND MY BLOG. Yes, you Ms Wong, who might be reading this post right now! AIYOH, WHY GO CARI MY BLOG FOR. I pai seh! I use this blog to insult teachers one! Now I must think twice before insulting them loh. DON'T READ THIS BLOG ADY! If not... If not... I PRIVATISE IT. Hah! :)
BTW, MY BIRTHDAY IS ON 8/5, not 5/8! 5 ppl wished me happy birthday 2 days ago wth.
Current Status : Tired and pissed.
My Chinese Teacher is the biggest bitch on earth, after that comes Chan Yoke Bitch. I REALLY DO ENJOY INSULTING YOU DUMB SHITS LAH. :)
Peace out yo! Damn cool ending for a blog post man!
Current Status : Tired and pissed.
My Chinese Teacher is the biggest bitch on earth, after that comes Chan Yoke Bitch. I REALLY DO ENJOY INSULTING YOU DUMB SHITS LAH. :)
Peace out yo! Damn cool ending for a blog post man!
Geleophobia. Sharks.
By KayJaeWei
Fear of sharks: Excessive and persistent fear of sharks is termed galeophobia. Sufferers from this phobia experience anxiety even though they may be safe on a boat or in an aquarium or on a beach. Hollywood films depicting sharks as calculating, vengeful diabolical monsters have no doubt enkindled the fear of sharks in many persons. So have validated reports of sharks venturing into rivers and lakes.
Sharks i tell you are the scariest thing on earth. Just imagine la if you were in the sea yourself. and then this happens...
Holy shit man. If it was me ah. Instead kena eaten i will faint, drown and meet God.
Info : Most of the more than 300 species of sharks rarely attack swimmers and scuba divers. However, great white sharks, hammerhead sharks and tiger sharks will attack on occasion, especially if they detec
t blood in the water. More than 60 percent of the victims of shark attacks survive.
Go for the eyes, gills or nose. These are the weak parts of sharks
They give me the creeps. I am scared of the swimming pool sometimes. seriously. Now you know my little secret. If you want to scare me next time get me a shark. :)
How can they still make something like this. does'nt look like it at all lor. Appearance wise yes la but but still. Stupid people.
Jae
Happy Happy Birthday!
By KayJaeWei
HERE I AM, FINALLY, FINDING THE TIME, TO WISH YOU PPL HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
July 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAH MICHELLE ANNE LEONG.
July 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAH MICHELLE ANNE LEONG.
Here's the birthday post as promised! Too bad I don't have a picture with you lah, well, a GOOD picture to be specific. :)
July 31st
My good friend - Mark's girlfriend, E-Jia punya birthday!
I'm sorry lah if I ffk-ed your Dinner on Sunday, same to Michelle, I sorry I ffk that day lah! MID VALLEY WOH, FAR LIKE SHIT LIKE THAT. Nobody want to fetch me. :(
Also on July 31st,
Ju Li, July!
That's what she says so that ppl will remember when her birthday is. I seriously think your parents named you after the month you were borned in loh.
July 31st
My good friend - Mark's girlfriend, E-Jia punya birthday!
I'm sorry lah if I ffk-ed your Dinner on Sunday, same to Michelle, I sorry I ffk that day lah! MID VALLEY WOH, FAR LIKE SHIT LIKE THAT. Nobody want to fetch me. :(
Also on July 31st,
Ju Li, July!
That's what she says so that ppl will remember when her birthday is. I seriously think your parents named you after the month you were borned in loh.
I'm out to play ball now. Tata.
P.S : I still think Twilight is effinngggg overrated. Edward cullen and the main actress got drug addict face.
You see. Walowwei. 'Xia Si Ren' Meh.P.S : I still think Twilight is effinngggg overrated. Edward cullen and the main actress got drug addict face.