KING OF POP
Rest in peace MJ. What a legend.
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Your daily dose of Paracetamol.
I'M SO EXCITED. I'm gonna go watch Transformers 2 tomorrow! DAH BELI TICKET SOMEMORE. And guess who I'm going with? *Drumroll*
MISS SOO NEN LIN
The person I've been talking every single day now without fail, the person who has motivated me to study more, the person who managed to convince me to stay up till 3 before having my bio exam, the person who I watched The Simpsons with at 2 in the morning till 3, the person who got me chasing Two and A Half Men ( EVERY WEEKDAY, 11 PPL. MUST WATCH. ), the person who's got me waking up late on Saturday mornings ( I usually wake up before 10 ok on Sats! Healthy lifestyle! ), the person who seriously needs motivation but can't get it from me when it comes to studying, the person who tries to catch every Manchester United match possible with me, the person who was there with me when Manchester United lost to Barcelona in the Final, the person who got me so addicted to football, the person who plans to go with me at 10 in the morning to line up for the Manchester United match, the person who I had a crush on before, the person who has the weirdest mood swings at times, the person who loves her indie music, the person who first commented on my haircut, the person who bought cupcakes for me on my birthday, the person who has been there for me this few months, the person who's blog I actually bother reading every single word, the person who thinks that Adam Lambert should have won American Idol but Kris Allen's a better singer ( WTF? ), the person who is learning how to drive now and MUST fetch me when she gets her driver license, and last but not least,
THE PERSON WHO'S WATCHING THE MOST EPIC MOVIE OF THE YEAR(?), TRANSFOMERS 2! <3
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Here's the post as promised Nen Lin! :)
----------------------Here's the post as promised Nen Lin! :)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself; Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Two assholes.
One day, this police found a dead body, burned crisp black that he was unrecognizable. Suspecting that the burned man was Ahmad, the police then called his two best friends, Ah Beng and Khumar to identify the body.
That day, Ah Beng came first. The police showed Ah Beng the body.
Ah Beng : Wah, so black ady, like char siew. How to recognise woh? Hhhmm...Turn him over and see. Show me the back.
The police then turned Ahmad's body around.
Ah Beng : CONFIRM NOT AHMAD ADY. I can confirm!
The police escorted Ah Beng out and Khumar then came. The police showed Khumar the body.
Khumar : Wah, so black! How to recognise. Turn him over and see!
The police did as he was told.
Khumar : I can tell you that this isn't Ahmad! Confirm!
A few days later, the police was really curious on how they recognise that it wasn't Ahmad by looking at the back only. He then called the both of them in to know why.
Police : How you all know that it isn't Ahmad by just looking at the back?
Khumar and Ah Beng : Cause, Ahmad has two assholes mah!
The police, shocked by this news, asked how do they know bout this?
Khumar and Ah Beng : Wah, you dunno ah! The whole Kampung already know bout this loh. Everythime when the 3 of us go jalan together, the villagers always say ' Look, there goes Ahmad and the two assholes.'
That day, Ah Beng came first. The police showed Ah Beng the body.
Ah Beng : Wah, so black ady, like char siew. How to recognise woh? Hhhmm...Turn him over and see. Show me the back.
The police then turned Ahmad's body around.
Ah Beng : CONFIRM NOT AHMAD ADY. I can confirm!
The police escorted Ah Beng out and Khumar then came. The police showed Khumar the body.
Khumar : Wah, so black! How to recognise. Turn him over and see!
The police did as he was told.
Khumar : I can tell you that this isn't Ahmad! Confirm!
A few days later, the police was really curious on how they recognise that it wasn't Ahmad by looking at the back only. He then called the both of them in to know why.
Police : How you all know that it isn't Ahmad by just looking at the back?
Khumar and Ah Beng : Cause, Ahmad has two assholes mah!
The police, shocked by this news, asked how do they know bout this?
Khumar and Ah Beng : Wah, you dunno ah! The whole Kampung already know bout this loh. Everythime when the 3 of us go jalan together, the villagers always say ' Look, there goes Ahmad and the two assholes.'
THIS JOKE GOT ME LAUGHING FOR DAMN LONG.
School was so, useless today. What an utter waste of time!
I can't wait for Friday. GONNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS ON THAT DAY :)
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" Feelings are like your Mothers breast. You know where they are, but are best left unfelt. "
School was so, useless today. What an utter waste of time!
I can't wait for Friday. GONNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS ON THAT DAY :)
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" Feelings are like your Mothers breast. You know where they are, but are best left unfelt. "
-quote from Two and A Half Men
Jolly Good.
EXAMS ARE OVER PEOPLE :)
TRANSFOMERS COMING OUT THIS WEDNESDAY.
Manchester United will be coming Malaysia in exactly, 26 days!
WHAT'S NOT TO CELEBRATE? :)
TRANSFOMERS COMING OUT THIS WEDNESDAY.
Manchester United will be coming Malaysia in exactly, 26 days!
WHAT'S NOT TO CELEBRATE? :)
We're the ones who made you!
Awesome picture taken by Moi.Song title : We made you.
Guess Who
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Dina Rea – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah
ADD MATHS TOMORROW. Target : More then 30(?) marks! :) Dah sangat optimistic loh this target.
P.S : You can't find a proper video of We made You on Youtube due to copyright reasons and all. Go google it. :)
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Dina Rea – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah
ADD MATHS TOMORROW. Target : More then 30(?) marks! :) Dah sangat optimistic loh this target.
P.S : You can't find a proper video of We made You on Youtube due to copyright reasons and all. Go google it. :)
Osmosis, Active Diffusion and Facillitated Diffusion.
HONESTLY, I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO BE A DOCTOR OR SCIENTISTS AT ALL. NOT. ONE. BIT. So why on earth do I bother hardcore-ing Bio at 12.30am. WHY THE HELL AM I PRESSURING MYSELF. My chapter 5's a total mess, I can barely answer a question on my own. Meoisis and Metosis. Wtf man. Like I give a horse shit on how the hell the cells develop and all in my body. I tahu need ovum, sperm, together, zygote, baby. ENOUGH ADY LAH. NEED TO GO SO DETAIL ON THE CHROMOSOMES AND ALL MEH. Actually hor, Bio's the easiest(?) subject among all three science loh. All you have to do is read.
I DO HOPE THAT MY FRIENDS KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND BOYCOT PJPK ALTOGETHER. If not later I'm the only one failing Pjpk quite the malu loh. Somehow I don't trust them. -.- And somehow, I can't use Enter in this blog skin, so don't mind the straight lines drawn to differentiate the bloody paragraphs. I think it's time to change the skin. :)
It's 12.37a.m, 2 more chapters to go.
I HAVE TO GET A GOOD GRADE FOR BIO. I got 67 last term ( not bad for me lah, those who got higher and think this is damn suck don't talk so much ). I don't want to kena tengok kecil by my Bio Teacher, later I tak boleh sleep in his class anymore cause he pasti cakap banyak say what my result suck and all still want to sleep. Bastard. :(
I had coffee and Cheese Stick, I plan to stay up till at least 3 to get this right.OH, DO WISH ME LUCK.
Edit :
I KENA CON. CHAPTER 5 WASN'T INCLUDED IN THE BIO EXAM. WTF.
I KENA CON. CHAPTER 5 WASN'T INCLUDED IN THE BIO EXAM. WTF.
1+1+1 = 3.
We saw it coming, we just didn't know when.
Only one signature away and,
So long Ronaldo!
HELLO 80MIL. :)
Whatever will be, will be.
"I don't support a player, I support a club!"
Only one signature away and,
So long Ronaldo!
HELLO 80MIL. :)
Whatever will be, will be.
"I don't support a player, I support a club!"
I realize, I've been so into football this two years. I can name the Man Utd squad for you now, including the reserves. Not all lah, 3/4 of it? I've been a sole supporter of Manchester United since well, Beckham?(I tahu lah he asshole, but he was a bloody icon loh last time!) And honestly, I've never gotten so involved and emotional bout it before loh. I almost shed tears man when I saw them comeback 2-0 down from Tottenham to win 5-2. Ppl might say I'm weird or crazy lah, but, this is what football can do to a person loh. IT'S SUCH A 'HEART-TOUCHING' SPORT LOH. Right now the 08/09 season dah over, 3 months without football. :( Damn empty man this 3months. But, Thank god they still have all the transfer scandal for me to read on newspaper. :)
I've not been able to study the past 2 days. That sucks. Stupid CHS put exams after holidays. I'm missing out on so much fun thanks to you.
I've not been able to study the past 2 days. That sucks. Stupid CHS put exams after holidays. I'm missing out on so much fun thanks to you.
I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS LAH NOW, EAT SHIT CHS.
But I still love the people there. I'm only cursing the Board of Chs. :)
Had 2 Mcdees in 1 day. As I've said before, HAPPY MAN.
P.S : Despite how much I like to watch football lah, I don't play football. BASKETBALLER THROUGH AND THROUGH :) But still,
Had 2 Mcdees in 1 day. As I've said before, HAPPY MAN.
P.S : Despite how much I like to watch football lah, I don't play football. BASKETBALLER THROUGH AND THROUGH :) But still,
VIVA LA MANCHESTER UNITED!
An Entertainment.
I JUST SORTA WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE? I watched this oh-so-stupid show, BUBBLE BOY. I dunno what got into me, THE WHOLE SHOW GOT NO MEANING ONE, IT'S JUST, PURE RANDOM SHIT. But quite funny loh!
A conversation from the movie:
Pippy? Pappy? Poontang?
Old Chinese Freaky Cute Lady : No, no, Poonani, Poonani.
INSIDE JOKE LAH. MUST WATCH TO UNDERSTAND. THE PAPPY CAN DIE HALFWAY DRIVING CAR ONE! :)
And and, I know it's 1 in the morning. I know my mom said that eating Junk Food/McD so late at night is unhealthy. But, I'm just so darn hungry and I truly do want to eat McD? SO I GOT MY MCD. TWO SPICY AYAM GORENG MCD, ONE LARGE FRIES AND LARGE COKE. I'm a happy man now. No regrets. I do need to gain weight!
Good bye(?) Ungrateful S.O.B
As y'all United fans have heard, or haven't, I think there's like a 80% chance Ronaldo is going to Real Madrid? They offered a staggering 80m Euro for him. Even Kaka was only worth 58m Euro. HONESTLY, UNITED FANS, NO NEED TO FEEL SAD. It's just Ronaldo! His attitudes and all, he should leave lah, be a flop at Real Madrid, and truly understand how good United was to him. THINK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, UNITED HAS 80MIL(?) TO SPEND! First buy Ribery, then Benzema. AWESOME ADY LOH. I really do want to see Benzema and Ribery wearing a United Jersey! No point crying over Ronaldo's leave ppl. He'll regret it soon enough! Most importantly, I WANT THEM TO SEE THEM IN MALAYSIA WHEN THEY COME HERE NEXT MONTH. :)
Try picturing this two, wearing a United Jersey!
Scar-faced Ribery!
21 years old Benzema! Come United lah, got bright bright future. :)
AND, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JAE HAAN. Sorry lah if this post late late abit. Lazy to update lah. :)
I got close to this idiot here, through basketball I guess? It was just, damn sudden lah. We just started talking alot and somehow became good friends? Oh oh, he dates my ex : Lim Yu Li! They've been going for 2 years ady man. Damn geng chow. Respect! :)
Next year we better get champion loh! :)
A conversation from the movie:
Pippy? Pappy? Poontang?
Old Chinese Freaky Cute Lady : No, no, Poonani, Poonani.
INSIDE JOKE LAH. MUST WATCH TO UNDERSTAND. THE PAPPY CAN DIE HALFWAY DRIVING CAR ONE! :)
And and, I know it's 1 in the morning. I know my mom said that eating Junk Food/McD so late at night is unhealthy. But, I'm just so darn hungry and I truly do want to eat McD? SO I GOT MY MCD. TWO SPICY AYAM GORENG MCD, ONE LARGE FRIES AND LARGE COKE. I'm a happy man now. No regrets. I do need to gain weight!
Good bye(?) Ungrateful S.O.BTry picturing this two, wearing a United Jersey!
Scar-faced Ribery!21 years old Benzema! Come United lah, got bright bright future. :)AND, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JAE HAAN. Sorry lah if this post late late abit. Lazy to update lah. :)
I got close to this idiot here, through basketball I guess? It was just, damn sudden lah. We just started talking alot and somehow became good friends? Oh oh, he dates my ex : Lim Yu Li! They've been going for 2 years ady man. Damn geng chow. Respect! :)
Next year we better get champion loh! :)Dylan's awesome June Party.
I realised if i do not post this i won ever do it. haha. Too many inevitable stressors. Exam and all. The June party was incredibly fun. =) Actually still have lots
of pictures. But ah boy (cs) comp sucks so... Kay Zhi also miss a lot, ask him come dont want.
Arranged the pictures in chronological way. took such a long time.
Anyway. Check it out.
Me and Dylan aka the host. Thanks a lot man. haha. no him no party.
Junes people - Dylan Wong . Chong Sheng . Chen Lynn . Wen Min . Tian Keat . Chee Jack. ME.
Top view.
Dylan's houes so and very fascinating pool becomes...
woot. First one kena thrown in.
I agree. Chen Lynn looks naked. hahaha. see chong sheng
Group pool picture.
Edited.
This part ah. Its like if you push someone in, someone pushes you after that. -.- Example. Damn awesome but stupid.
haha.
More pictures at http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=588471500#/album.php?aid=96770&id=588471500
Yuli was at thailand Bangkok. How i wished she was there =(
Be Amazed by the Unamazings.
Shall not say much, just, Supercamp was really awesome lah. Jae Haan, you missed out on damn alot man. Here are the piichhhasssss. In chronological order somemore!
Day 1 of the AWESOME SUPERCAMP! : Amazing race!
Miss Soo Soo! :)
THE MAN WITH PROBLEMS. ( HIS SHIRT )
Unassembling the tent! I dunno why we were asked to pose.
Di sini anda akan dapat cari Kejayaan?
Our awesome tower! Too bad we weren't the highest!
Legs and Hands ONLY! (Kakitangan Sahaja)
Didn't take any pictures on Day 2, soo, fast forward to Day 3!
Day 3 : Hot spring and Obstacle Course!
The super panas/syok Hot Spring. :)
Groups ROFL, SPCA and Group E?
Nen Lin's face in this pic seriously damn kao funny.
It was 5 in the morning, we were bored! :)
Mark damn extra. :D
Me too?
Rotaractors! Thank you for an awesome camp!
Shih xuan trying to imitate my oh-so-cute smile. :p
We were showing off our name tags, mine dah terbalik :(
and again,
Finally getting it right! :)
The court jokers of the group! Danny and Krithan!
ROFL! 2nd place ppl! :)
Mark looks like a L4D zombie here.
My 3 Awesome Group Members. (Don't get over yourself)
The ROFL flag!
Day 1 of the AWESOME SUPERCAMP! : Amazing race!
Miss Soo Soo! :)
THE MAN WITH PROBLEMS. ( HIS SHIRT )
Unassembling the tent! I dunno why we were asked to pose.
Di sini anda akan dapat cari Kejayaan?
Our awesome tower! Too bad we weren't the highest!
Legs and Hands ONLY! (Kakitangan Sahaja) Didn't take any pictures on Day 2, soo, fast forward to Day 3!
Day 3 : Hot spring and Obstacle Course!
The super panas/syok Hot Spring. :)
Groups ROFL, SPCA and Group E?
Nen Lin's face in this pic seriously damn kao funny.Day 4, Last day. :(
It was 5 in the morning, we were bored! :)
Mark damn extra. :D
Me too?
Rotaractors! Thank you for an awesome camp!
Shih xuan trying to imitate my oh-so-cute smile. :p
We were showing off our name tags, mine dah terbalik :(
and again,
Finally getting it right! :)
The court jokers of the group! Danny and Krithan!
ROFL! 2nd place ppl! :)
Mark looks like a L4D zombie here.
My 3 Awesome Group Members. (Don't get over yourself)
The ROFL flag!
The bus ride home! Yes, I was exhausted.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR PUNYE SUPERCAMP! I do hope they change the venue though. Weeeeee! I shall go continue watching Federer win Soderling. Go Federer!
