One day, this police found a dead body, burned crisp black that he was unrecognizable. Suspecting that the burned man was Ahmad, the police then called his two best friends, Ah Beng and Khumar to identify the body.

That day, Ah Beng came first. The police showed Ah Beng the body.

Ah Beng : Wah, so black ady, like char siew. How to recognise woh? Hhhmm...Turn him over and see. Show me the back.

The police then turned Ahmad's body around.

Ah Beng : CONFIRM NOT AHMAD ADY. I can confirm!

The police escorted Ah Beng out and Khumar then came. The police showed Khumar the body.

Khumar : Wah, so black! How to recognise. Turn him over and see!

The police did as he was told.

Khumar : I can tell you that this isn't Ahmad! Confirm!

A few days later, the police was really curious on how they recognise that it wasn't Ahmad by looking at the back only. He then called the both of them in to know why.

Police : How you all know that it isn't Ahmad by just looking at the back?

Khumar and Ah Beng : Cause, Ahmad has two assholes mah!

The police, shocked by this news, asked how do they know bout this?

Khumar and Ah Beng : Wah, you dunno ah! The whole Kampung already know bout this loh. Everythime when the 3 of us go jalan together, the villagers always say ' Look, there goes Ahmad and the two assholes.'