Thank you too lah Mark! :)

I'm tired, I feel dead, I'm singing Coldplay songs while typing this out!

I would like to say :

I'VE NEVER FELT SO EMOTIONAL WHILE WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR LAST SEASONS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL LAH. WHILE TRAILING 2-0 BY HALF TIME, MAN UTD PERFORMED A WONDERFUL COMEBACK AND WON TOTTENHAM 5-2. THANKS TO GOALS BY CRISTIANO RONALDO, WAYNE ROONEY AND DIMITAR BERBATOV. I ALMOST CRIED WHEN THEY SCORED THE 4TH GOAL. THIS IS MAN UTD. SUPPORT THEM. THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!

Now, I shall summarise what I've done in the past few days!

1. I went and collect newspaper around SS2 for 2 days straight at 2 in the friggin afternoon! Yes, I got darker! NOW YOU CANNOT CALL ME WHITE BOY NO MORE YU LI :D

2. Jen Sen gave me a new nickname which is Kiko! Cause I managed to fetch the newspaper to school just 1 minute before the LAS room closed! YEAH ME.

3. After all the hard work that my class put in, the total amount of newspaper we managed to collect was 2177 KG. RESPECT. Despite the fantastic result, we only managed a 3rd place. Still, S10 feels like a real class now! UNITED. LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED :)

4. I went for the interact book drive thingy at an orphanage. I feel so proud of myself. I SHALL START DOING A GOOD DEED EVERYDAY NOW.

5. I managed to spend my Saturday morning with YOU :) Ooi Kay Zhi is a Happy Man.

6. YOU dared me to go get a girl's number! I got her name, class, age and all but she just left too fast after we reached school! I'll get it someday! WAIT.

7. Brian and Mark damn hip! I just got home from the orphanage they come fetch me go lunch then tuition after that! THANK YOU LAH BRIAN. YOU SUPER AWESOME PERSON.

8. I watched a Ghost Movie today! Called Coming Soon. Not for the faint hearted! Now I scared like shit. Must sleep with the lights on. Stupid Pei Yuen laugh at me somemore. :(

9. I WATCHED MANCHESTER UNITED FINISH A MARVELOUS COMEBACK WHICH WILL DEFINITELY GO DOWN IN THEIR HISTORY. AWESOME LAH THEY ALL.

I guess that's about it?
Question : Wh0's hot, sexy, cute, handsome, awesome and all women crave for him?

I just realized that, if I were to seriously write one post every single day from today onwards, I'D REACH A 100 POST BY MY BIRTHDAY. MAY 8. YES, I'M ANNOUNCING IT TO THE WORLD :)

I REALIZE THAT MY RESULTS ACTUALLY NOT BAD ONE LOH. Just that my class is just too smart for their own good. SPEAKING BOUT CLASS, WE PLAN TO WIN THE NEWSPAPER RECYCLE THING! Ambitious I know, but we can do it if we want to! I HAVE FAITH.

4th thing I want for my birthday :


Hakuna Matata people, everything will be Ok. Just smile and let it pass. :)

P.S : Man Utd Won! As expected.

TONIGHT, MAN UTD WILL TRASH PORTO 4-0 :) I hope. Screw the percentage and the calculations! Football has nothing to do with maths! 12.5%? Kiss my Ass. Man Utd always manages to defy gravity!

SINCE TODAY GOT MAN UTD MATCH, THE THIRD THING THAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE :

Shocking. Stunning. Unbelievable. I didn't expect it loh. Not. One. Bit. Oh well, you're happy :)

MY CURRENT BREATH SMELLS LIKE :

Penang*

cheng beng 清明 damn fun lor. but very panas.

I'm currently super duper addicted to the song Hey Jude & Huo Yuan Jia loh. I've been humming this two songs for the whole day. Especially the high pitched part in Huo Yuan Jia and the chorus of Hey Jude! :) AND AND, today is our Jimmy aka Class Dog's birthday! He kena kai bao like, twice, and kena Wei Chean poured a whole bottle of water on him. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY. Idiot you are, but you're actually quite a nice person and friend loh. I'm still going to be mean to you lah.

Good luck to all the ppl taking part in tomorrow's Chs Idol Audition. Especially, you-know-who-you-are :) IF ANYBODY GETS TO THE FINAL AND PLANS TO SING HEY JUDE, I DO BIG BIG BANNER FOR THEM. I got Futsal Competition tomorrow! Excited man!

Here's a post to help all you guys out there, on how to be a better boyfriend. Tips provided by:



LIM YU LI :)


She and Jae dah like, one year ++ Can trust lah her tips. I think. :)

1. You must know your role as a Boyfriend.
2. Don't overstep your boundaries. ( If your girlfriend is open open then you can flirt around if you want loh. )
3. Make sure your Girlfriend feels special.
4. Buy your girlfriend lots and lots of presents. SPLASH YOUR CASH.
5. Be willing to compromise on things and don't control your Girlfriend.
6. Make sure your Girlfriend knows she is YOUR Girlfriend.
7. Don't pull a CHRIS BROWN.
8. Spend time with your Girlfriend, lots and lots of time.
9. Understand girls are short tempered and emotional and be prepared when they are having PMS.

God, I really don't feel like typing number 10 lah. But, aiyoh, give face lah, she give me nice nice tips :)

10. Be like Lim Jae Haan -.-

There there. And and, if you're reading this Teck Sern, I GOT 89 for ENGLISH. IN YOUR FACE MAN.