By KayJaeWei
TONIGHT,
MAN UTD WILL TRASH
PORTO 4-0 :) I hope. Screw the percentage and the calculations! Football has nothing to do with maths! 12.5%? Kiss my Ass.
Man Utd always manages to defy gravity!
SINCE TODAY GOT
MAN UTD MATCH, THE THIRD THING THAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE :

Short sleeve
Man Utd Jersey

Long Sleeve
Man Utd Jersey
YES YES! A Manchester United Jersey would be the perfect gift for my birthday! I'd love you long time if you really do buy me one! :)
I am a good boy! I stayed at school to do my Chemistry Report today. And and, my Chemistry teacher's name is Chan Yoke Bee. She put's the B in Bitch. :) She pronounces Fume Chamber as Firm Cam-ber. Amazing.
P.S : If a Manchester United Jersey too expensive, just any Manchester United merchandise will do! I damn got Man Utd Semangat loh this year.
By KayJaeWei
Shocking. Stunning. Unbelievable. I didn't expect it loh. Not. One. Bit. Oh well, you're happy :)
2nd thing I want for
my birthday!
Don't worry, not the gadget! Just the casing. I nice nice cool casing for my iPod Touch :)I'm throwing a small gathering for my birthday, but I have a dilemma. Who should I invite? :(
By KayJaeWei
MY CURRENT BREATH SMELLS LIKE :
Garlic +
Cheese +
PrawnYes, It sounds really smelly, and believe me, it is. But dinner was fantastic :) Thanks to my mom's homemade Buttercheese baked prawns! She also bought me shirts from Hong Kong! Yeah you mom!
I'M SO FRIGGIN GOING TO DAVID ARCHIELITTLE CONCERT'S MAN. Now now, must go listen to all his songs and memorize the lyrics! Damn kia su :D
BTW, Catholic High School quite the winner loh now. Like like, we have a holiday tomorrow cause of Good Friday and we ain't having school on Saturday, not like every other school!
P.S : I got married 3 times today! :) I do self obsses alot! Call me a narcissist, bitches.
By KayJaeWei
First hor. a great photo to start the blog.

Great place to take photos. Take your family there :)



This not easy i tell you
Penang*
cheng beng 清明 damn fun lor. but very panas.
By KayJaeWei
I'm currently super duper addicted to the song
Hey Jude & Huo Yuan Jia loh. I've been humming this two songs for the whole day. Especially the high pitched part in
Huo Yuan Jia and the chorus of
Hey Jude! :) AND AND, today is our
Jimmy aka Class Dog's birthday! He kena kai bao like, twice, and kena
Wei Chean poured a whole bottle of water on him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY. Idiot you are, but you're actually quite a nice person and friend loh. I'm still going to be mean to you lah.
Good luck to all the ppl taking part in tomorrow's
Chs Idol Audition. Especially,
you-know-who-you-are :)
IF ANYBODY GETS TO THE FINAL AND PLANS TO SING HEY JUDE, I DO BIG BIG BANNER FOR THEM. I got Futsal Competition tomorrow! Excited man!

Tomorrow you see me dive from
one end of the goal to the other lah.
Lampard also respect me. :)
By KayJaeWei
Here's a post to help all you guys out there, on how to be a better boyfriend. Tips provided by:
LIM YU LI :)
She and Jae dah like, one year ++ Can trust lah her tips. I think. :)
1. You must know your role as a Boyfriend.
2. Don't overstep your boundaries. ( If your girlfriend is open open then you can flirt around if you want loh. )
3. Make sure your Girlfriend feels special.
4. Buy your girlfriend lots and lots of presents. SPLASH YOUR CASH.5. Be willing to compromise on things and don't control your Girlfriend.
6. Make sure your Girlfriend knows she is YOUR Girlfriend.
7. Don't pull a CHRIS BROWN.
8. Spend time with your Girlfriend, lots and lots of time.
9. Understand girls are short tempered and emotional and be prepared when they are having PMS.
God, I really don't feel like typing number 10 lah. But, aiyoh, give face lah, she give me nice nice tips :)
10. Be like Lim Jae Haan -.-
There there. And and, if you're reading this Teck Sern, I GOT 89 for ENGLISH. IN YOUR FACE MAN.
I'm tired. You?