Let Us In The Sound.

One Night in Genting.

2009-10-11T22:25:00.005+08:00

The MRCA 17th anniversary company awards Formal Dinner.

Being the only teenager there is very weird. And being in a room alone at midnight is very scary. But my two Li friends accompanied me la, through the phone.

Lim Yu Li and Ang Hui Li (:

Yuli everyday complaining about her after-surgery corn. Wah MAFAN

but awww, she so cute right.

Oh and HuiLi, There is a hand behind you o.O Haha

My Paris

2009-10-09T00:42:00.003+08:00

I present you ' My Paris '

I spent a whole two hours making this. so appreciate! (:

Jae

Tada!

2009-10-02T17:59:00.005+08:00

Emblems - bloggers of the blog blogging.

My photoshop-ing skills damn geng dont you agree.

First of all right. I would just want to say stupid ' barometer '. Two more exam days and then is hibernation. Oh, and God bless the earthquake and tsunami victims.

Jae

Notice Notice.

2009-09-07T21:39:00.003+08:00

THIS BLOG WILL BE DEAD FOR THE FEW FOLLOWING WEEKS,
or at least until something exciting happens in our life :)

We'll be back soon enough! I think.

Happy studying ppl! Good luck to the form 3s and the form 5s!

Malaysian junior open

2009-08-17T19:44:00.005+08:00

Malaysian junior was at penang this year, Bukit jawi to be specific. Stinking fly infested place. Besides that was a pretty nice place. lol

Fuyohh

Happy campers. Lol

Fly back home to catch school the next day. Hehe nah no exactly

Souled Out. Shu Lin's birthday.

2009-08-17T17:46:00.010+08:00

Shu Lin's Birthday Dinner at Souled Out

This was the same place my parents brought me during my birthday. Deja Vu! Its used wrongly but the word is cool. Oh, and in case you did'nt know my birthday date you can derive it from yuli's birthday date by dividing two. See, now you know two very chunted things. So go find out.

I call it '灵魂已经出来了餐厅'. Sorry for being lame lor. I teached shu lin how to write this in her zhou ji. Oh ya. I find it lala when you slot a few chinese words in an english paragraph but who cares la. The dinner was awesome by the way. Thank you Shu Lin, as gratitude i will shout to the world of how generous you are to belanja erm <20> ( The advatages of learning maths, you dont understand you go die ) Haha. Enjoy the photos.

Magaritas.

Ah yes the birthday girl (: Shu Lin

Fedora fun. Hoho. Chen Lynn Carmen Huili

My Girl for the day. Yuli <3

Carmen and Rachel. Her apple face really the laughter of the night la.

Group Photos Cheers. Sorry if the sequence is messy. I have a pile of add maths homework to do.

Jae

OH OH i really love this teacher of mine i made up

2009-08-12T15:30:00.006+08:00

Sometimes right. Life is'nt always perfect as it is. Ah yes, when i say this it means that something bad is happening right now. I am just letting this out to the world on my friend's behalf. There is this teacher of ours ( I seriously hope you can call your kids to open this webpage so that they can let you read this blogpost of mine, i am not sure whether you even educated them properly and i still cant believe you are married, did you use money? maybe not thats why you became a teacher anyway screw you )

1. 8 boxes in the bluecard for changing place because i sat on the seat infront of me. claps*

2. I was'nt feeling well, yes i was sick. I slept in class and he rised my winning postition in the blue card to 12. aww. tmrw i shall bring my mc and screw you nicely.

3. My friend got pissed and finally pulled out a stupid stunt because the TEACHER hit him. When the whole scenario was brought to the decipline room. The teacher denied it saying he just tapped him on the shoulder. WTF MAN.

4. I do hand in his work but he marks it as though it has never been seen through. Whats the point. Even for my exam paper somemore.

I learnt my lesson, i kena rotan to give him face somemore. Well you know what, if you are proclamied a teacher i shall say fcuk you. Because you haven't been studying the teachers manual properly. Want me to tell you who i am talking about? Mr. Cheh Kau Sai. maybe i am making this whole story up so dont even bother trying to frame me because i totally am :) Just another year and a half. After that i can gladly walk back to school and point out the finger that says a million things. Till then i shall make sure and prove that without you i can still get an 'A' on my spm slip.

Jae

Why you give a shit who I screw with?

2009-08-11T23:02:00.005+08:00

Ppl nowadays, have nothing better to do but nose around other ppls business. They somehow feel like there's a need to stick a darn hand in something that has absolutely nothing to do with them. Hence, the title.

I don't mention anybody/anything names on the blog, (except for the teachers post) I don't say who they are. I could've been insulting any darn thing. It could've been you? It could've been my close friend? It could've been this stranger I saw on the street? The beggar at the Pasar Malam? My Dog? My neighbour's bitch? The cockcroach living in the sewers? The thermite whos currently chewing on my house wood? The fish in my pond? The pubic lice on some cheap prostitute at Jalan Chow Kit? Or it could've simply been the bitch up feelings I'm having, the stupid PMS of some random girl who I never knew. So, why do you give a shit on what I say? There's infinite possibilities on who or what I'm insulting, what makes you think it's somebody or something you know? The person I'm insulting or commenting on could be so puny that it's lost wouldn't affect the majority of the society, plus, you don't even know who or what I'm insulting. So I repeat, why give a shit?

If you people are really so self-centered and perasan to think that, everything here has got to do with you. Go ahead, but don't blame me. I've never said that you were right before. You can't even prove that I'm talking bout you.

And if you really still give a shit, I would advice you on go getting a life, and stop nosing around mine. If you were so free, go study, get a good diploma or some shit instead of wasting your time like this. I truly feel sorry for you people who think that I'm insulting you. Word of advice : Don't lah so perasan. If you think you're not that kind of person, then you aren't. Why give a shit on what I say? Call me a gigolo, call me arrogant, call me pathetic, narcissist, bastard, asshole, Fcker, see if I give a shit. It's amusing to me that eventhough some of you people think that way of me, why would you even bother giving a shit on what I do? Suggested solution : Don't visit this blog, ignore my presence, not like anybody's sticking a knife at your bloody throat and asking you to go read or not you shall face certain death. Our world is filled with funny people lah. :)

SO, WHAT'S THE REASON FOR YOU TO GIVE A SHIT? :)

The end was the Start.

2009-08-07T19:07:00.005+08:00

I have a confession to make.

Well, not really. I was just trying to get your attention lah! Like how Wei Chean sneezed real loud during perhimpunan to attract attention. JUST SO YOU PPL KNOW, it's highly proven that the 2nd child of the family is an attention seeker! When I say 2nd child, it really means 2ND child. Not applied to those who have only one sibling, cause that would make you the youngest child, not 2nd.

I just downloaded Arctic Monkeys new album, Humbug, and to be honest, I THINK THE LAST ALBUM WAS MUCH BETTER. Daughtry still rocks lah.

I GOT 2 RED ZONE PASSES TO MTV WORLD STAGE. Which I dunno where the hell or what the hell the red zone is! Sounds damn good, but the mosh pit's better (?) HOW I WISH IT'S VIP TICKETS MAN. And to Jae Haan and Michelle, I'LL TRY TO GET YOU PPL TICKETS LAH. If I can, don't pressure me lah!

4 days ago, my english teacher, Ms Wong Something Something, asked if we all had blogs. Super weird question? SHE ACTUALLY FOUND MY BLOG. Yes, you Ms Wong, who might be reading this post right now! AIYOH, WHY GO CARI MY BLOG FOR. I pai seh! I use this blog to insult teachers one! Now I must think twice before insulting them loh. DON'T READ THIS BLOG ADY! If not... If not... I PRIVATISE IT. Hah! :)

BTW, MY BIRTHDAY IS ON 8/5, not 5/8! 5 ppl wished me happy birthday 2 days ago wth.

Current Status : Tired and pissed.

My Chinese Teacher is the biggest bitch on earth, after that comes Chan Yoke Bitch. I REALLY DO ENJOY INSULTING YOU DUMB SHITS LAH. :)

Peace out yo! Damn cool ending for a blog post man!

Geleophobia. Sharks.

2009-08-06T16:05:00.007+08:00

I have 'Galeophobia ' What is it?

Fear of sharks: Excessive and persistent fear of sharks is termed galeophobia. Sufferers from this phobia experience anxiety even though they may be safe on a boat or in an aquarium or on a beach. Hollywood films depicting sharks as calculating, vengeful diabolical monsters have no doubt enkindled the fear of sharks in many persons. So have validated reports of sharks venturing into rivers and lakes.

Sharks i tell you are the scariest thing on earth. Just imagine la if you were in the sea yourself. and then this happens...

Holy shit man. If it was me ah. Instead kena eaten i will faint, drown and meet God.

Info : Most of the more than 300 species of sharks rarely attack swimmers and scuba divers. However, great white sharks, hammerhead sharks and tiger sharks will attack on occasion, especially if they detec

t blood in the water. More than 60 percent of the victims of shark attacks survive.

Go for the eyes, gills or nose. These are the weak parts of sharks

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/survival-guide/shark.htm

They give me the creeps. I am scared of the swimming pool sometimes. seriously. Now you know my little secret. If you want to scare me next time get me a shark. :)

How can they still make something like this. does'nt look like it at all lor. Appearance wise yes la but but still. Stupid people.

Jae

Happy Happy Birthday!

2009-08-02T17:22:00.002+08:00

HERE I AM, FINALLY, FINDING THE TIME, TO WISH YOU PPL HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

July 30

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAH MICHELLE ANNE LEONG.

Here's the birthday post as promised! Too bad I don't have a picture with you lah, well, a GOOD picture to be specific. :)

July 31st

My good friend - Mark's girlfriend, E-Jia punya birthday!

I'm sorry lah if I ffk-ed your Dinner on Sunday, same to Michelle, I sorry I ffk that day lah! MID VALLEY WOH, FAR LIKE SHIT LIKE THAT. Nobody want to fetch me. :(

Also on July 31st,

Ju Li, July!
That's what she says so that ppl will remember when her birthday is. I seriously think your parents named you after the month you were borned in loh.

I'm out to play ball now. Tata.

P.S : I still think Twilight is effinngggg overrated. Edward cullen and the main actress got drug addict face.

You see. Walowwei. 'Xia Si Ren' Meh.

You ppl don't scare me.

2009-07-29T16:18:00.005+08:00

Today was Report card day, and I decided to skip it. Why? Cause there isn't a point going to school and sit through that dumb Chemistry and listen to her 'Souper Powderful England'.

Thank god I got basketball later, I seriously need a breather. Just got screwed nicely by my dad. I'll think about what I've done, and honestly for now, I don't regret treating those few teachers that way, they deserve it. But I really do regret getting bad results. AND TO HELL, I'VE NEVER DISTURBED ANY OTHER STUDENTS BEFORE, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE COMPLAINING ASSHOLES. ..!.. :)

Here's a msg to those teachers who complaint about me, you ppl can suck big balls. You'll only be teaching me for at most, two years? I pray to god that you ppl change class. Not like you teachers are good anyway. You should go back to taking courses and learn how to teach dumb retards. Chan Yoke Bitch, go learn your english if you may. It's PROCEDURE, not PROSTITUTE. You're the prostitute. Chua bitch, god, you're like, the most annoying teacher I've ever had. Honestly, go do a facial, your face is a disaster, it look like a meteor hit it. Sin Teck Guan, I actually think that you're rather good, just HIGHLY BORING. Can't blame me for keeping myself awake by having my own fun during your boring classes can you?

You teachers don't deserve my respect. Just because you're a teacher I should respect you? Well guess what, I don't. You wouldn't be a teacher anyway if you had another choice I bet. You want my respect? You earn it. I don't need your respect.

Last, I honestly do regret for getting bad results this time, and honestly, I didn't put a 100% in my studies this term, I gave like, 20 to 30%? I'm sorry. I'll do better the next time I promise. But what I said bout the teachers above, I REALLY DO MEAN IT.

I hope that you teachers stumble across this blog, if you even know how to use a computer or surf the net you brain dead idiots. Complain all you ppl may man, understand this. I'm not stuck with you ppl for 2 years, You ppl are stuck with me. :)

I somehow doubt I'll be able to change the way I'm actually treating the classes now, but I solemnly swear that I'll improve on my results so that you ppl can complain all you want but I'm still getting the results. Don't tell me life isn't all about results, I'm really, a nice person (at least I think so) and a really well-mannered boy when it comes to elders. (I'M ALLOWED TO THINK SO, DON'T COMMENT) But you ppl just don't deserve it.

HERE I AM BEING HONEST.

P.S : This post will be deleted sooner or later, when Wei Chean and Jae Haan starts to laugh and tease. So yeah, if anybody bothers to save it and send to the teaches during next year teachers day, feel free to do so, although nobody actually reads this blog. :)

ICCHS day.

2009-07-20T18:49:00.012+08:00

I was annoyed by the m.jackson picture. the first thing that appears when you see the blog is a erm. already oudated pop star picture. no offense la. although he very famous, but dead for such a long period. i shall not eloborate any further. So i made this update, since so banyak the happening.

I shall start with ICCHS installation day la (: Awesome job board of directors.

The theme was red alert! i know. i don't get it either.

it was fun to play with the white hat (chen lynn's).

Hui Li and Chen Lynn. :)

notice the broken rose?

hwee ling, yuli, shih xuan, me, jin ee

The fashion was well.. no other word i can think of besides awesome. i used the term to describe my article in the english test pn.joyce commented 'overused word'. wtf.

My girl for the day. Who else <3

Haha. them starting it with style

Huili sizzling hot i agree. kz so not

Tk & Adelyn.

The 'kontra'. jia ling and mark.

love e-jia's outfit man.

haha. the so called mj's.

my junior made me proud. rhui hua

Installed.

-Jae-

KING OF POP

2009-06-26T13:22:00.002+08:00

Rest in peace MJ. What a legend.

Chean

Your daily dose of Paracetamol.

2009-06-25T19:32:00.004+08:00

I'M SO EXCITED. I'm gonna go watch Transformers 2 tomorrow! DAH BELI TICKET SOMEMORE. And guess who I'm going with? *Drumroll*

MISS SOO NEN LIN

The person I've been talking every single day now without fail, the person who has motivated me to study more, the person who managed to convince me to stay up till 3 before having my bio exam, the person who I watched The Simpsons with at 2 in the morning till 3, the person who got me chasing Two and A Half Men ( EVERY WEEKDAY, 11 PPL. MUST WATCH. ), the person who's got me waking up late on Saturday mornings ( I usually wake up before 10 ok on Sats! Healthy lifestyle! ), the person who seriously needs motivation but can't get it from me when it comes to studying, the person who tries to catch every Manchester United match possible with me, the person who was there with me when Manchester United lost to Barcelona in the Final, the person who got me so addicted to football, the person who plans to go with me at 10 in the morning to line up for the Manchester United match, the person who I had a crush on before, the person who has the weirdest mood swings at times, the person who loves her indie music, the person who first commented on my haircut, the person who bought cupcakes for me on my birthday, the person who has been there for me this few months, the person who's blog I actually bother reading every single word, the person who thinks that Adam Lambert should have won American Idol but Kris Allen's a better singer ( WTF? ), the person who is learning how to drive now and MUST fetch me when she gets her driver license, and last but not least,

THE PERSON WHO'S WATCHING THE MOST EPIC MOVIE OF THE YEAR(?), TRANSFOMERS 2! <3

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Here's the post as promised Nen Lin! :)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself; Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Two assholes.

2009-06-23T16:04:00.002+08:00

One day, this police found a dead body, burned crisp black that he was unrecognizable. Suspecting that the burned man was Ahmad, the police then called his two best friends, Ah Beng and Khumar to identify the body.

That day, Ah Beng came first. The police showed Ah Beng the body.

Ah Beng : Wah, so black ady, like char siew. How to recognise woh? Hhhmm...Turn him over and see. Show me the back.

The police then turned Ahmad's body around.

Ah Beng : CONFIRM NOT AHMAD ADY. I can confirm!

The police escorted Ah Beng out and Khumar then came. The police showed Khumar the body.

Khumar : Wah, so black! How to recognise. Turn him over and see!

The police did as he was told.

Khumar : I can tell you that this isn't Ahmad! Confirm!

A few days later, the police was really curious on how they recognise that it wasn't Ahmad by looking at the back only. He then called the both of them in to know why.

Police : How you all know that it isn't Ahmad by just looking at the back?

Khumar and Ah Beng : Cause, Ahmad has two assholes mah!

The police, shocked by this news, asked how do they know bout this?

Khumar and Ah Beng : Wah, you dunno ah! The whole Kampung already know bout this loh. Everythime when the 3 of us go jalan together, the villagers always say ' Look, there goes Ahmad and the two assholes.'

THIS JOKE GOT ME LAUGHING FOR DAMN LONG.

School was so, useless today. What an utter waste of time!

I can't wait for Friday. GONNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS ON THAT DAY :)

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" Feelings are like your Mothers breast. You know where they are, but are best left unfelt. "

-quote from Two and A Half Men

Jolly Good.

2009-06-22T19:42:00.002+08:00

EXAMS ARE OVER PEOPLE :)

TRANSFOMERS COMING OUT THIS WEDNESDAY.

Manchester United will be coming Malaysia in exactly, 26 days!

WHAT'S NOT TO CELEBRATE? :)

We're the ones who made you!

2009-06-17T23:41:00.005+08:00

Awesome picture taken by Moi.

I JUST REALIZED HOW AWESOME EMINEM'S NEW SINGLE IS. :) Go see the lyrics + the video and you'll understand how awesome and funny it is!

Song title : We made you.

Guess Who

Did you Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Dina Rea – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you

Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah

ADD MATHS TOMORROW. Target : More then 30(?) marks! :) Dah sangat optimistic loh this target.

P.S : You can't find a proper video of We made You on Youtube due to copyright reasons and all. Go google it. :)

Osmosis, Active Diffusion and Facillitated Diffusion.

2009-06-17T00:31:00.006+08:00

HONESTLY, I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO BE A DOCTOR OR SCIENTISTS AT ALL. NOT. ONE. BIT. So why on earth do I bother hardcore-ing Bio at 12.30am. WHY THE HELL AM I PRESSURING MYSELF. My chapter 5's a total mess, I can barely answer a question on my own. Meoisis and Metosis. Wtf man. Like I give a horse shit on how the hell the cells develop and all in my body. I tahu need ovum, sperm, together, zygote, baby. ENOUGH ADY LAH. NEED TO GO SO DETAIL ON THE CHROMOSOMES AND ALL MEH. Actually hor, Bio's the easiest(?) subject among all three science loh. All you have to do is read.

I HAVE TO GET A GOOD GRADE FOR BIO. I got 67 last term ( not bad for me lah, those who got higher and think this is damn suck don't talk so much ). I don't want to kena tengok kecil by my Bio Teacher, later I tak boleh sleep in his class anymore cause he pasti cakap banyak say what my result suck and all still want to sleep. Bastard. :(

I had coffee and Cheese Stick, I plan to stay up till at least 3 to get this right.

I DO HOPE THAT MY FRIENDS KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND BOYCOT PJPK ALTOGETHER. If not later I'm the only one failing Pjpk quite the malu loh. Somehow I don't trust them. -.- And somehow, I can't use Enter in this blog skin, so don't mind the straight lines drawn to differentiate the bloody paragraphs. I think it's time to change the skin. :)

It's 12.37a.m, 2 more chapters to go.

OH, DO WISH ME LUCK.

Edit :
I KENA CON. CHAPTER 5 WASN'T INCLUDED IN THE BIO EXAM. WTF.

1+1+1 = 3.

2009-06-12T20:48:00.006+08:00

We saw it coming, we just didn't know when.

Only one signature away and,

So long Ronaldo!

HELLO 80MIL. :)

Whatever will be, will be.

"I don't support a player, I support a club!"

I realize, I've been so into football this two years. I can name the Man Utd squad for you now, including the reserves. Not all lah, 3/4 of it? I've been a sole supporter of Manchester United since well, Beckham?(I tahu lah he asshole, but he was a bloody icon loh last time!) And honestly, I've never gotten so involved and emotional bout it before loh. I almost shed tears man when I saw them comeback 2-0 down from Tottenham to win 5-2. Ppl might say I'm weird or crazy lah, but, this is what football can do to a person loh. IT'S SUCH A 'HEART-TOUCHING' SPORT LOH. Right now the 08/09 season dah over, 3 months without football. :( Damn empty man this 3months. But, Thank god they still have all the transfer scandal for me to read on newspaper. :)

I've not been able to study the past 2 days. That sucks. Stupid CHS put exams after holidays. I'm missing out on so much fun thanks to you.

I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS LAH NOW, EAT SHIT CHS.

But I still love the people there. I'm only cursing the Board of Chs. :)

Had 2 Mcdees in 1 day. As I've said before, HAPPY MAN.

P.S : Despite how much I like to watch football lah, I don't play football. BASKETBALLER THROUGH AND THROUGH :) But still,

VIVA LA MANCHESTER UNITED!

An Entertainment.

2009-06-12T01:05:00.003+08:00

I JUST SORTA WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE? I watched this oh-so-stupid show, BUBBLE BOY. I dunno what got into me, THE WHOLE SHOW GOT NO MEANING ONE, IT'S JUST, PURE RANDOM SHIT. But quite funny loh!

A conversation from the movie:
Pippy? Pappy? Poontang?
Old Chinese Freaky Cute Lady : No, no, Poonani, Poonani.
INSIDE JOKE LAH. MUST WATCH TO UNDERSTAND. THE PAPPY CAN DIE HALFWAY DRIVING CAR ONE! :)

And and, I know it's 1 in the morning. I know my mom said that eating Junk Food/McD so late at night is unhealthy. But, I'm just so darn hungry and I truly do want to eat McD? SO I GOT MY MCD. TWO SPICY AYAM GORENG MCD, ONE LARGE FRIES AND LARGE COKE. I'm a happy man now. No regrets. I do need to gain weight!

Good bye(?) Ungrateful S.O.B

As y'all United fans have heard, or haven't, I think there's like a 80% chance Ronaldo is going to Real Madrid? They offered a staggering 80m Euro for him. Even Kaka was only worth 58m Euro. HONESTLY, UNITED FANS, NO NEED TO FEEL SAD. It's just Ronaldo! His attitudes and all, he should leave lah, be a flop at Real Madrid, and truly understand how good United was to him. THINK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, UNITED HAS 80MIL(?) TO SPEND! First buy Ribery, then Benzema. AWESOME ADY LOH. I really do want to see Benzema and Ribery wearing a United Jersey! No point crying over Ronaldo's leave ppl. He'll regret it soon enough! Most importantly, I WANT THEM TO SEE THEM IN MALAYSIA WHEN THEY COME HERE NEXT MONTH. :)

Try picturing this two, wearing a United Jersey!

Scar-faced Ribery!

21 years old Benzema! Come United lah, got bright bright future. :)

AND, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JAE HAAN. Sorry lah if this post late late abit. Lazy to update lah. :)

I got close to this idiot here, through basketball I guess? It was just, damn sudden lah. We just started talking alot and somehow became good friends? Oh oh, he dates my ex : Lim Yu Li! They've been going for 2 years ady man. Damn geng chow. Respect! :)

Next year we better get champion loh! :)

Dylan's awesome June Party.

2009-06-08T19:40:00.010+08:00

I realised if i do not post this i won ever do it. haha. Too many inevitable stressors. Exam and all. The June party was incredibly fun. =) Actually still have lots

of pictures. But ah boy (cs) comp sucks so... Kay Zhi also miss a lot, ask him come dont want.

Arranged the pictures in chronological way. took such a long time.

Anyway. Check it out.

Me and Dylan aka the host. Thanks a lot man. haha. no him no party.

Junes people - Dylan Wong . Chong Sheng . Chen Lynn . Wen Min . Tian Keat . Chee Jack. ME.

Top view.

Dylan's houes so and very fascinating pool becomes...

woot. First one kena thrown in.

I agree. Chen Lynn looks naked. hahaha. see chong sheng

Group pool picture.

Edited.

This part ah. Its like if you push someone in, someone pushes you after that. -.- Example.

Damn awesome but stupid.

haha.

More pictures at http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=588471500#/album.php?aid=96770&id=588471500

Yuli was at thailand Bangkok. How i wished she was there =(

Be Amazed by the Unamazings.

2009-06-07T21:38:00.008+08:00

Shall not say much, just, Supercamp was really awesome lah. Jae Haan, you missed out on damn alot man. Here are the piichhhasssss. In chronological order somemore!

Day 1 of the AWESOME SUPERCAMP! : Amazing race!

Miss Soo Soo! :)

THE MAN WITH PROBLEMS. ( HIS SHIRT )

Unassembling the tent! I dunno why we were asked to pose.

Di sini anda akan dapat cari Kejayaan?

Our awesome tower! Too bad we weren't the highest!

Legs and Hands ONLY! (Kakitangan Sahaja)

Didn't take any pictures on Day 2, soo, fast forward to Day 3!

Day 3 : Hot spring and Obstacle Course!

The super panas/syok Hot Spring. :)

Groups ROFL, SPCA and Group E?

Nen Lin's face in this pic seriously damn kao funny.

Day 4, Last day. :(

It was 5 in the morning, we were bored! :)

Mark damn extra. :D

Me too?

Rotaractors! Thank you for an awesome camp!

Shih xuan trying to imitate my oh-so-cute smile. :p

We were showing off our name tags, mine dah terbalik :(

and again,

Finally getting it right! :)

The court jokers of the group! Danny and Krithan!

ROFL! 2nd place ppl! :)

Mark looks like a L4D zombie here.

My 3 Awesome Group Members. (Don't get over yourself)

The ROFL flag!

The bus ride home! Yes, I was exhausted.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR PUNYE SUPERCAMP! I do hope they change the venue though. Weeeeee! I shall go continue watching Federer win Soderling. Go Federer!

Supercamp!

2009-06-04T14:13:00.003+08:00

" No fear, No tears,
We fight, We strive, We are
JINGACHIKA JINGACHIKA
JINGACHIKA JINGACHIKA
Recon-Ooooops for Ladies!
R! O! F! L!
Eeeeheeeheeheeheee. "

- The war cry of ROFL

I'll admit, Supercamp surpassed all of my expactations. I'd never thought that I'd miss Supercamp this much loh now! From the activities, the rooms and most importantly, the company. The group I was in, ROFL, got 2nd overall! Great success. Thank you to every single group member, who put an effort in the amazing race and the sketch at the last night, which was a little messy but still awesome! Especially Krithan's speech, which he did spontaneously, THE WHOLE GROUP KEPT LAUGHING WHILE ON STAGE. :)

I would like to thank SPCA too. The group which we spend all our activities with. YOU GUYS DAMN SUPER AWESOME AND FUN LAH. Let's sing together in the bus again sometime! :)

Will upload the pictures as soon as possible, when I get the pictures and when my blogging mojo comes again. Till then, GO GO ROFL!

P.S : I just realized how addictive Mafia can be man!

The CHS interactors at Super-Supercamp!

Robot birthday. 31st May

2009-06-04T13:37:00.002+08:00

Birthday boy

obviously his awesome friend

Damn cool lar between the comparison of this two pictures =)

Happy Birthday Chean aka robot , terminator salvation here. Watch out. i scared.

haha. From Jae

Great friends

2009-06-01T08:20:00.006+08:00

Went out for dinner with a couple of my buds cuz had to buy them dinner since its my bday. lol it was nice.

Thanks for everything. =)

Chat box post.

2009-05-29T16:10:00.001+08:00

The Chat Box will be closed until further notice.

Edit:

A Rumah Kuning Celebration will be held this Sunday, 31st May. Please gather at school by 3. ANY KUNING PPL WHO READS THIS BLOG, PLEASE INFORM ALL FORM 4 WHO WERE INVOLVED. Your co-operation is much appreciated. :) Viva la Kuning! Will be away for the next 4 days, I won't be able to attend the celebration. SUPERCAMP! :)

Save the world by not turning on your air cond. :)

2009-05-25T23:06:00.004+08:00

IT'S BEEN SO BLOODY HOT THIS FEW DAYS.

I. AM. LITERALLY. BURNING. UP.
My body right now is sticky with sweat. How am I to sleep like that?
Save electricity, don't on your air-cond! :)
Follow me, put a stand fan right beside your bed and on your ceiling fan.
DOUBLE THE FAN, DOUBLE THE WIND.
SAVE ELECTRICITY = SAVE THE WORLD

To those people who keeps on using my name, Kay Zhi in the bloody Chatbox.

WALIOWWEI. STOP LAH. DAMN ANNOYING WEI.

P.S : I got tickets to Man Utd in Malaysia ady! Including the Training Pass. Thanks Brian! And Uncle Patrick? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

Tee hee. U suck

2009-05-23T18:54:00.003+08:00

For all XP users out there. I would like to present you this. very cute right. Teehee.

Damn chunted poem =)

2009-05-18T20:38:00.003+08:00

I fear that i will always be,
A lonely number ike root three.
A three is all thats good and right,
Why should my three keep out of sight.
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine.
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
With some quick arithmetic.
I know il never see the sun,
As 1.7321
Such in my reality,
A sad irrationality.
When hark,
What is this i see
Another square root of a 3.
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply.
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer.
We break free from our mortal bonds,
And with a wave of magic wands,
Our square root signs have become unglued,
And love for me has been renewed.

I'm free. You're a bitch. Life still rocks.

2009-05-17T22:46:00.004+08:00

My dad brought home this awesome Nikon Camera a few days ago! So, I damn free lah, take the camera and play. TOOK PICTURES OF ALMOST EVERYTHING INTERESTING? Now I realize that my house actually quite the nice loh! :) Oh oh, if I don't reply your text msges, it's cause I'm out of credit or I just don't feel like replying you. It depends on which one you choose to believe. :)

My drumset! :)

Last but not least, me. :)

Every Beauty needs to go out with An Idiot.

2009-05-13T22:04:00.004+08:00

I feel damn screwed up right now. I can't find the keys. THEM DAMN KEYS. My god. THIS SUCKSSS MAN. :(

Have you ever felt that, timing is crucial in everything you do in life? Bad timing results to nothingness while good timing brings happiness and joy :) Like when playing basketball, if you find the right time to shoot you have a good chance to score! I shall not elaborate anymore.

OMG. I want a pair of sunglasses like Bono's! Damn coooool :)

My crib, where shit happens :)

2009-05-10T16:59:00.003+08:00

Happy belated birthday post to me! :) If anybody wants pictures from the Interact Carnival, go to Yu Li's blog. Got one super nice picture of me there! :D

Uncle Loh with my Takamine Guitar! :)

Jae and Wei doing, uum. Something?

Last but not least, one of the best pictures ever :

Uber QQ-ness man! Thank you for the cupcakes Nen Lin! Damn nice loh. :)

Hapy Birthday la gayzhi

2009-05-09T14:10:00.006+08:00

There is nothing on earth more gayer than this birthday boy. =)

Yesterday his party. Procedures :

1. Ate dinner and talk outside. Laughed most of the time.

2. Chen Lynn arrived. Gay Zhi fking happy.

3. Watch coming soon horror movie. damn meaningless. this sucked.

3. Yuli and Nen Lin went home =(

4. Damn chunted and funny. hahahah. All face red red , half naked , lie down the floor act like retards.

5. Could'nt stay over. Went home at two. Pergi makan with parents somemore.

Overall it was fun !

woot

2009-05-09T14:04:00.002+08:00

My two best gal pals since form 2.

One became my best friend one became my girlfriend. hahaha

Was taken during the leehom concert.

Criticism : They should at least provide a bottle of water. i craved for it for almost 2 hours. Bloody hell. Was having sorethroat that day somemore. Somemore the atmosphere sangat panas.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY =D

2009-05-08T07:31:00.002+08:00

Since im not going for hari sukan today, im bein so nice that im actually making a birthday post for you. =D . so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAY ZHI! And fyi that picture was taken a good 3 years back. HEHEHE

I Trust, I have Hope, I have a little Faith :)

2009-05-06T20:46:00.005+08:00

MY CLASS SUCKS. As in, not my class, the classroom that my class is currently situated in! IT TOTALLY SUCKS. DUSTY, OLD, RUSTY, DIRTY, DISGUSTING, they even have paintings on the walls like some Ancient Cave! =.= I shall stop whining as this situation won't last! I hope. We're forced to use this stupid class just because one fat student broke or injured or fractured ONE FRIGGIN TOE. He damn big pussy :)

As expected, Manchester United trashed Arsenal 3-1! I happy happy. I'm also happy that CHAN YOKE BITCH WON'T BE TEACHING ME CHEMISTRY ANYMORE FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :)

Now that Manchester United is really coming Malaysia on July 18, I REALLY DO WANT A MANCHESTER UNITED JERSEY LOH. My birthday's this Friday. *Hint hint*

Fyi, Wang Lee Hom wasn't exactly awesome. It was just, well, soso? No offense Lee Hom fans! Yes, the person I really do like is in love with Wang Lee Hom but that doesn't mean I have to be a fan too right! :)

P.S : I hope you're feeling Ok. I miss you :(

Interact Carnival 3rd May.

2009-05-06T17:56:00.005+08:00

( left out huili , yuli )

AWESOME.

The first time ever held interact carnival in Catholic High Scool. It was a success and most importantly fun being ahem a QQ monster ==

Anyway, it was seirously worth it to spend almost like.. 9 hours in school. To make the QQ booth thingy.

Kay Zhi's retard poses :)

DISSAPEARED

2009-05-05T08:38:00.006+08:00

WHERE DID MY CAR GO?

Mum woke me up this morning saying : Chean , the civic gone. I was like huh really ar? Hahaha pundek went down have a look really weh. Haha buat susah only these ppl. Had to go make police report this and that. Diao. LOL what to do.

This weird vibe.

2009-04-28T22:05:00.005+08:00

I just felt like posting this Super QQ picture of me up loh! Cute anot? Look at the 'Man' behind me! :D

Thank you too lah Mark! :)

I'm tired, I feel dead, I'm singing Coldplay songs while typing this out!

One Happy Man makes flowers bloom.

2009-04-27T15:37:00.003+08:00

I would like to say :

THANK YOU BRIAN LOH.

Thank you for fetching me here and there, Thank you for being a good friend. And the most important one,

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME TICKETS TO THE PREMIERE OF X-MEN ORIGINS : WOLVERINE.

He damn super homie loh. I'm sorry lah but I just can't find a picture of you to post!

Thank you too Chen Lynn! <3

To quote Brian : Epic Weeen.

2009-04-26T02:37:00.003+08:00

I'VE NEVER FELT SO EMOTIONAL WHILE WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR LAST SEASONS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL LAH. WHILE TRAILING 2-0 BY HALF TIME, MAN UTD PERFORMED A WONDERFUL COMEBACK AND WON TOTTENHAM 5-2. THANKS TO GOALS BY CRISTIANO RONALDO, WAYNE ROONEY AND DIMITAR BERBATOV. I ALMOST CRIED WHEN THEY SCORED THE 4TH GOAL. THIS IS MAN UTD. SUPPORT THEM. THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!

Now, I shall summarise what I've done in the past few days!

1. I went and collect newspaper around SS2 for 2 days straight at 2 in the friggin afternoon! Yes, I got darker! NOW YOU CANNOT CALL ME WHITE BOY NO MORE YU LI :D

2. Jen Sen gave me a new nickname which is Kiko! Cause I managed to fetch the newspaper to school just 1 minute before the LAS room closed! YEAH ME.

3. After all the hard work that my class put in, the total amount of newspaper we managed to collect was 2177 KG. RESPECT. Despite the fantastic result, we only managed a 3rd place. Still, S10 feels like a real class now! UNITED. LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED :)

4. I went for the interact book drive thingy at an orphanage. I feel so proud of myself. I SHALL START DOING A GOOD DEED EVERYDAY NOW.

5. I managed to spend my Saturday morning with YOU :) Ooi Kay Zhi is a Happy Man.

6. YOU dared me to go get a girl's number! I got her name, class, age and all but she just left too fast after we reached school! I'll get it someday! WAIT.

7. Brian and Mark damn hip! I just got home from the orphanage they come fetch me go lunch then tuition after that! THANK YOU LAH BRIAN. YOU SUPER AWESOME PERSON.

8. I watched a Ghost Movie today! Called Coming Soon. Not for the faint hearted! Now I scared like shit. Must sleep with the lights on. Stupid Pei Yuen laugh at me somemore. :(

9. I WATCHED MANCHESTER UNITED FINISH A MARVELOUS COMEBACK WHICH WILL DEFINITELY GO DOWN IN THEIR HISTORY. AWESOME LAH THEY ALL.

I guess that's about it?
Question : Wh0's hot, sexy, cute, handsome, awesome and all women crave for him?

ME LAH. WHO ELSE COULD IT BE.

As I've mentioned before. I'm an effing narcissist. Bitch bout me if you wish! :D

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK BRIAN FOR OFFERING ME 2 TICKETS TO THE PREMIERE OF X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE. I BANYAK LOVE YOU. IN A MANLY WAY.

Musuem of Special Ads- by Jae

2009-04-24T21:39:00.012+08:00

Special ads musuem. Very cool lor.
Get ready your right clicks people.

Finally i have some time to upload these.

=)

Have a laugh.

So cute right. haha

Disgusting =X

HOHO!

The strings makes difference.

Die grandpa.

This one a bit scary =/

Once, there was That.

2009-04-17T23:33:00.002+08:00

I just realized that, if I were to seriously write one post every single day from today onwards, I'D REACH A 100 POST BY MY BIRTHDAY. MAY 8. YES, I'M ANNOUNCING IT TO THE WORLD :)

5th thing I want for my birthday :

ALL 4 SEASONS OF LOST AND PART 1 OF SEASON 5.

This show seriously damn damn awesome loh. I dunno why I didn't bother watching it before.

NOW, I'M FRIGGIN ADDICTED TO IT AND I DON'T HAVE THE DVD SO I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT :( SOMEBODY PLS GET THIS FOR ME? PLEASE?

Plus, Evangeline Lily and Yun Jin Kim damn hot! Good storyline with hot chicks, what more can I ask for? :)

A Hurricane of Amazement.

2009-04-16T22:17:00.002+08:00

I REALIZE THAT MY RESULTS ACTUALLY NOT BAD ONE LOH. Just that my class is just too smart for their own good. SPEAKING BOUT CLASS, WE PLAN TO WIN THE NEWSPAPER RECYCLE THING! Ambitious I know, but we can do it if we want to! I HAVE FAITH.

4th thing I want for my birthday :

Anything homemade!

From Cupcakes to A Cross Stitch. Only girls can do this. Guys give me something else. Don't homemade. I'd feel damn gay but still quite touched. But still, DON'T please. :)

Hakuna Matata people, everything will be Ok. Just smile and let it pass. :)

P.S : Man Utd Won! As expected.

Remarkable Me and Common You :)

2009-04-15T20:35:00.003+08:00

TONIGHT, MAN UTD WILL TRASH PORTO 4-0 :) I hope. Screw the percentage and the calculations! Football has nothing to do with maths! 12.5%? Kiss my Ass. Man Utd always manages to defy gravity!

SINCE TODAY GOT MAN UTD MATCH, THE THIRD THING THAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE :

Short sleeve Man Utd Jersey

Long Sleeve Man Utd Jersey

YES YES! A Manchester United Jersey would be the perfect gift for my birthday! I'd love you long time if you really do buy me one! :)

I am a good boy! I stayed at school to do my Chemistry Report today. And and, my Chemistry teacher's name is Chan Yoke Bee. She put's the B in Bitch. :) She pronounces Fume Chamber as Firm Cam-ber. Amazing.

P.S : If a Manchester United Jersey too expensive, just any Manchester United merchandise will do! I damn got Man Utd Semangat loh this year.

I'd turn the world upside down.

2009-04-14T18:57:00.003+08:00

Shocking. Stunning. Unbelievable. I didn't expect it loh. Not. One. Bit. Oh well, you're happy :)

2nd thing I want for my birthday!

Don't worry, not the gadget! Just the casing. I nice nice cool casing for my iPod Touch :)

I'm throwing a small gathering for my birthday, but I have a dilemma. Who should I invite? :(

A craze and A blur.

2009-04-13T23:09:00.003+08:00

HOMG. THIS PICTURE DAMN CUTE LOH.

I baru realize that, this Blog dah almost one year! WE STILL HAVEN'T REACH A 100 POST. WTH. Ppl 1 year dah like, 200 post, we 75 post only -.- YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. The 3 authors here do have a life! :)

Uumm uumm... I'm suppose to say how good this person is here so that she'll do so too in her blog. But but, I lazy lah. It's 11+ and I can't think of anything to write loh right now! Sorry ah. :) I'll do it ASAP ok. MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING IN LESS THAN A MONTH. I know most ppl don't really care lah. I syok sendiri can anot? Am I allowed to write down my wish list here? Please oh please?

1. Coldplay's album : Viva La Vida/Prospekt's March

I'LL LIKE, WRITE ONE WISH EVERYDAY, SO THAT THIS BLOG CAN REACH THE 100 POST MARK BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY :)

True visions Thailand

2009-04-13T14:30:00.014+08:00

Had plenty of fun in Thailand. =D . Definitely going back next year.

My room on the first day.

This was how my room looked after the tournament

Opening ceromony Dinner

Scenenic 4th hole at st andrews

Practice round.

17th hole at st andrews.

You never stop.

2009-04-09T20:31:00.001+08:00

MY CURRENT BREATH SMELLS LIKE :

Garlic + Cheese + Prawn

Yes, It sounds really smelly, and believe me, it is. But dinner was fantastic :) Thanks to my mom's homemade Buttercheese baked prawns! She also bought me shirts from Hong Kong! Yeah you mom!

I'M SO FRIGGIN GOING TO DAVID ARCHIELITTLE CONCERT'S MAN. Now now, must go listen to all his songs and memorize the lyrics! Damn kia su :D

BTW, Catholic High School quite the winner loh now. Like like, we have a holiday tomorrow cause of Good Friday and we ain't having school on Saturday, not like every other school!

P.S : I got married 3 times today! :) I do self obsses alot! Call me a narcissist, bitches.

清明 cheng beng. 09

2009-04-06T19:57:00.007+08:00

First hor. a great photo to start the blog.

Great place to take photos. Take your family there :)

This not easy i tell you

Penang*

cheng beng 清明 damn fun lor. but very panas.

This sing-a-song day.

2009-04-02T22:15:00.003+08:00

I'm currently super duper addicted to the song Hey Jude & Huo Yuan Jia loh. I've been humming this two songs for the whole day. Especially the high pitched part in Huo Yuan Jia and the chorus of Hey Jude! :) AND AND, today is our Jimmy aka Class Dog's birthday! He kena kai bao like, twice, and kena Wei Chean poured a whole bottle of water on him. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY. Idiot you are, but you're actually quite a nice person and friend loh. I'm still going to be mean to you lah.

Good luck to all the ppl taking part in tomorrow's Chs Idol Audition. Especially, you-know-who-you-are :) IF ANYBODY GETS TO THE FINAL AND PLANS TO SING HEY JUDE, I DO BIG BIG BANNER FOR THEM. I got Futsal Competition tomorrow! Excited man!

Tomorrow you see me dive from one end of the goal to the other lah. Lampard also respect me. :)

Little Things Make Me Happy :)

2009-04-01T22:10:00.003+08:00

Here's a post to help all you guys out there, on how to be a better boyfriend. Tips provided by:

LIM YU LI :)

She and Jae dah like, one year ++ Can trust lah her tips. I think. :)

1. You must know your role as a Boyfriend.
2. Don't overstep your boundaries. ( If your girlfriend is open open then you can flirt around if you want loh. )
3. Make sure your Girlfriend feels special.
4. Buy your girlfriend lots and lots of presents. SPLASH YOUR CASH.
5. Be willing to compromise on things and don't control your Girlfriend.
6. Make sure your Girlfriend knows she is YOUR Girlfriend.
7. Don't pull a CHRIS BROWN.
8. Spend time with your Girlfriend, lots and lots of time.
9. Understand girls are short tempered and emotional and be prepared when they are having PMS.

God, I really don't feel like typing number 10 lah. But, aiyoh, give face lah, she give me nice nice tips :)

10. Be like Lim Jae Haan -.-

There there. And and, if you're reading this Teck Sern, I GOT 89 for ENGLISH. IN YOUR FACE MAN.

I'm tired. You?

a little smooch won't hurt.

2009-03-31T20:06:00.004+08:00

You have gotta admit mine is sweeter than the ahem at the bottom. =D

English Chinese Moral and Sejarah a1 , thats all you need to know. bio suck.

Booo.

2009-03-31T15:56:00.001+08:00

Moral and Add maths suck. So does Chinese.

Sweet, Good, Music.

2009-03-27T20:28:00.002+08:00

I dunno why, but, I just have this mood to inform ppl bout good music! :)

First, U2's twelfth studio album, No Line On The Horizon, released on 27th February 2009.
It's the first U2 album that I actually tried listening to, and it's damn AWESOME. Seriously. The first single was ' Get On Your Boots ' and well, that song wasn't really well, nice? But it did get me to listen to the rest of the album which was seriously, seriously, breathtaking.

An 8/10

Recommended songs: No Line On The Horizon
Moment Of Surrender
I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight
Magnificent

2nd, The All American Rejects brand new album, When the world comes down, released on December 16 2008. I bet everybody who listens to hitz.fm has heard the song Gives You Hell? Well, that wasn't the only wonderful song they had, might of fact, they have another 10 more great songs. Seriously, this is a damn big success compared to their old album which was damn emo/punk rock.

A 7/10

Recommended songs: Gives You Hell
Another Heart Calls
Back To Me
Mona Lisa

3rd, Fall Out Boys fifth studio album, Folie A Deux! It was released on the same day When The World Comes Down was released, 16th of December, 2008. This album is seriously SUPER! I can't seem to find a Genre for their songs, it's like, it broke every rule a song should have and the result was pure awesomeness. Patrick's vocals are fantastic. :)

A 9.5/10

Recommended songs: Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes
She's My Winona
W.A.M.S
Tiffany Blews

Last but not least, Coldplay. I don't have a specific album to talk about. Almost all of their songs are amazing. :) Goddamn it, COME MALAYSIA LAH. They keep going to the small island Singapore but not the big semi-island, Malaysia!

They are amazing.

Recommended songs: Lost (Remix)
Yellow
In My Place
Violet Hill

I don't feel like doing my Chemistry peka. I hate my Chemistry teacher. AND I GOT A FRIGGIN 67 for my Bio! I damn happy loh! :) Btw, The White Lies(band) isn't really awesome. Well, their just, average. Oh, listen to this song to! Markoolio Anthem by Markoolio! DAMN ADDICTIVE. Happy belated birthday Tong Yang! Hope you like the bag. :) Actually, I just wanted a post by me to be above Wei Chean's. Since he so Kia Su!

Seri menanti in Negeri sembilan

2009-03-23T22:51:00.003+08:00

Just want this post to be above kay zhi's . Muahahhaa

Happy Birthday!

2009-03-18T20:50:00.006+08:00

She damn suka the camera loh. Kacau. :D

I hate my braces. Seriously. Damn hard to talk.

NAH. I SPECIALLY UPDATE THIS DEAD BLOG JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY ANOT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TITS. :D

At least one post for the year 2009

2009-03-09T14:40:00.003+08:00

A message to all those hardcore-studyers :)

2009-01-13T22:29:00.005+08:00

A quote by my friend, Teck Sern

Knowledge is Power,
Power is Corruption,
Corruption is Crime,
Crime does not pay,
Keep studying,
You'll go broke!

Suck on that 8 A ppl!

By,
Kay Zhi :)

Happy birthday Dad, two days after your birthday?

2009-01-10T13:50:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday dad! You're getting older already. Don't worry, you still look young lah for a guy at age I-cannot-tell :) Here are some pictures with my dad in em'! Take a wild guess how old he is :D

So sweet?

Lastly, A picture of the author of the post :)

Let's see how all of us will turn out to be this year?
I know I look freakishly so much like my dad.

The first post of a this-will-be-a-happy-and-merry year.

2009-01-09T18:26:00.000+08:00

So yes, It's new year and this post is 9 days late. Who cares? Nobod reads this blog anymore cause it's been dead for nearly a month, now I'm trying to un-dead/de-deadified/resurrect/revive this blog. If you wish to give me a medal for my efforts to keep this blog alive please do so :)

Honestly, I just have a very good feeling bout this year loh. Cause, cause, I FORM 4 LIAO. Form 4 wei, NO JOKE. Think bout it, in a years time I can get my driving license, can go midnight racing ah. Then in two years time, I'm in College, doing my foundation, one step closer to Miami! :) And like, form 4, you feel more superior then your juniors, you feel BIGGER and BETTER. You look at those form 1 kids, they look so small and tiny, they get shorter and fatter each and every year! It's a fact. They also get more lala every year. No offense. I thought fast food was suppose to make you grow faster -_- not only vertically but horizontally also loh. Look at me! 180 and still growing. Don't get jealous :)

Not only that, I have this not-so-bad class with my old classmates. I'm officially knowned as Sotong to them thanks to Jimmy the Dog. He should really learn to shut his mouth at times then maybe he wouldn't always be physically abused by us loh. It literally means SHUT THE HELL UP JIMMY. Too bad he doesn't have internet at home. Sucker. His mom caught him watching R-rated stuff so she decided to cut the internet off. SUPER SUCKER MAN. And and, I think Tong Yang just lost his wallet. Oh well? I didn't take it :)

I'll blog again when I feel like it. Cause, my blogging mood only lasts for like, 15-20 minutes and the time's up. So, bye?

P.S: Happy belated birthday to you dad! Hope you enjoyed your cake! I'll get you a birthday as soon as possible lah k? Stop reading this blog! :D

By,
Kay Zhi

ze LRT - Jae

2008-12-11T17:48:00.000+08:00

Stayed overnight at my aunty's house in sungai buloh. Can you imagine. from there how to fly back to bkt jalil. So, took lrt and kmt =) It was 10 pm at night... so dangerous. My cousins brought all their precious belongings like laptop, two nintendo ds, two ipod touch somemore. chun-ted.*

Here was how the journey started.

Waiting for the train

The train finally came.

The pictures below involves good timing and skill, dont try it.. highly advisable. ;)

Well, i wont tell you how i was able to do this, so dont get schoked. scroll down*

My IDEA baby, admire them!

Assholes.

2008-12-09T19:19:00.000+08:00

Have you ever met a
superhighlyunbelieaveblyomgingtotallywackedouthypocritesassholeslyingmanipulatingsonofagun
type of kid? Well, I have and,

I FRIGGIN HATE THEM. I FEEL LIKE SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM AND WATCH THAT FULLOFSHIT FACE OF THEIRS SQUEAL AND BEG FOR MERCY AND PROMISE THAT THEY'D NEVER BOTHER ME AGAIN. I KNOW I SOUND LIKE REALLY CRUEL PERSON BUT IF YOU KNEW A KID LIKE THAT, THAT'S HOW YOU'D REALLY FEEL.

I'm a pretty nice person actually :)

Dinner anybody?

2008-12-03T00:11:00.000+08:00

I damn lazy to type stuff lah. I'll just upload pics so that ppl can get them :) Damn fun lah yesterday. Somemore I plan one, I damn proud of myself. Syok-sendiri-ness. :D

The Iron Man. His likes to wear tight tight shirts. RIGHT.

Damn random shot. -_-

Ry-Ann doesn't like to take pictures now. WTF. DAMN AMAZING.

Wei Chean's staring at Stephanie O.O I wonder why. Naughty naughty! :)

I tell you ah. This people damn cheap. They wanted a free brownie so they fake that it was my birthday. After that they smashed my face into the brownie and nobody wanted to eat it anymore. WTF LAH. A whole bunch of loo loo's lah. :) Loo loo is what we call a person who is cheap. It's just a coincidence that it's the same with somebody's sir name. No offense people :D

That's it. We took damn little photos lah. All busy eating only :) Time for another shit.

A forced tag :)

2008-11-30T16:38:00.000+08:00

I was forced to do this tag by Miss Lim Yu Li. Oh well, I'm free anyway. So I'm gonna be a nice guy and do this tag of hers :)

01. Do you think you're hot?
I am! Lol. Self praise is no praise lah- quote by Christine. So, no?

02. Upload your favourite picture of you.

03. Why do you like that picture?
Cause the view very nice. I'm looking at a rock which looks like a Man's Sex Organ. Damn nice view right? :)

04. When was the last time you ate pizza?
At Koh Samui! IT WAS THE BEST PIZZA EVER.

05 The last song you listened to.
Black Ice by AC/DC.

06. What are you doing right now besides this?
Finish up my Final Fantasy 12. Only 10% of the game left. :)

07. What name could you prefer besides yours?
No other. My name is unique. :)

People to tag:
1. Christine
2. Jae Haan
3. Janice
4. Wei Chean
5. Jia Ye

08. Who is number 1?
11/12 years of friend. She's a girl. And currently she's obsessed bout twilight, which is overrated.

09. Number 3 is having a relationship with?
SHE DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ONE. HOW I KNOW?

10. Say something bout number 5.
She's..... plump? No offense :)

11. How about number 4?
He whole day tournament only now, no time for friends ady. Asshole :)

12. Who is number 2?
A guy I just met this year, really big, and he stole my ex. HAHAHAHAHA.

Numero Dos
* Fill the people in below!!
* Answer the questions truthfully.
1. Christine
2. Mark
3. Wei Chean
4. Jae Haan
5. Yu Li ( I put her on only cause she says that I'm counted in her best friend list already. Lol :D)

01. Have you ever danced with number 3?
I've seen him dance, he can do the robot dance really well. *Wink wink*

02. Where did you meet number 5?
Uumm... I don't really remember. Where did we meet ah?

03. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4?
He doesn't drink, I think. Neither do I. I'm not so stupid like those underage clubbers/ wannabes :)

04. Have you seen number 2 naked?
HELL YEAH.

05. Have you ever seen number 5 in a swimsuit?
I don't... No?

06. Do you like number 1?
Aiyoh, best friend kind of love lah :)

07. Have you ever met 4s family?
Yeah. His sis seriously looks like him. No offense.

08. Do you know 2s middle name?
Hold on... Mark Loh Zhi Xiong. Now which one is the middle?

09. Have you ever eaten anything in front of number 3?
Got. We're going out for dinner this Monday :D BETTER COME AH.

10. Do you trust number 5?
I, guess so. ARE YOU TRUSTABLE MISS LIM YU LI?

11. Have you ever fought with number 1?
Got. But, good friends loh. Surely baik balik one. :D

12. When's the last time you talked to number 3 in person?
Omg. Too long a time to remember. Last 2 weeks I guess?

13. Are any of the top 5 your family?
NO!

14. Have you ever done something dangerous with number 1?
I can't remember anything, no.

15. Have you ever slept in the same bed with number 5?
Jae would kill me if I did.

16. Do you think 1 and 5 would make a good couple?
If they were lesbians, yes? But leh, somebody gave somebody a very bad first impression. So, I dunno. :)

17. Would 3 do anything for you?
I ttthhiinnkk he would. Will you?

18. Has 2 ever helped you out?
Got got got. He nice guy lah.

19. Have you ever slept in the same bed as number 4?
I've never been to his house, his never been to my house, we've never been to anybody's house together before. So, literally that means no?

20. Which have you known the longest?
Number 1! Christine Choo. :) Mark's 2nd.

21. Who have you known the shortest?
Jae Haan. Number 4.

22. Have you had a crush on 1-5?
Because it's a secret so everybody knows, 1 and 5. :)

23. Have you ever done anything illegal with number 4?
No? I think. Got also cannot say lah. It's illegal!

24. Will 1-5 repost this?
They'd better. If not some of them will be paying for my dinner. :)

End. I was forced. Now I gotta go shit.

KOSA MOI KOSA MOI! I LIKE TO MOVE IT.

2008-11-21T09:05:00.000+08:00

Watch it!

I'm going to Kosa Moi today!! No actually, in a few hours. YES! HAHAHHA. That was an imitation of the HOT Singaporean Blogger Dawn Yang. Seriously, Go see the video, DAMN FRIGGIN FUNNY. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. KOSA MOI!! Btw, Jae's and idiot for not knowing where Kosa Moi is. My god. And he thought switzerland was in America. Wtf. OMG. This proofs that all A class ppl do is study study and study. They don't read other books except for textbooks. Freaks :D No offense.

Btw, There's nothing much to blog bout gardens lah. You only care about taking pictures with Yu Li. So no pictures also. Blog what woh. AND AND AND AND AND AND AND MADAGASCAR Is ONE OF THE BEST CARTOONS EVER. DAMN FRIGGIN FUNNY. I LOVE THAT SHOW LAH WEI. Quote:' The name's Moto Moto. It's so hot that you say it twice.' Damn sarcastic funny show lah. Woohoo! I like to move it move it!

The Penguin Leader! They ROCK!

I dunno why, but this thing here reminds me of Happy Tree Friends. Especially his voice.

Huili's b'day pictures

2008-11-21T08:51:00.000+08:00

I am pure lazy to upload any of the pictures in Huili's birthday party. To see please visit :

kissheart.blogspot.com - my babyyuli's

sixteenblues.blogspot.com - huili's

thank you :)

Happy Birthday Ang Hui Li.

2008-11-16T23:30:00.000+08:00

Its now 11.30 pm. I spent 15 ringgit just for the taxi fees, thank god Boon Keat was with me. Dropped him off at old town and he paid 12. We talked through the whole journey. He damn nice.
Anyway. Lets get to the point...

HUILI's BIG 15 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY.

What a great party it was. It was a surprise party. Fun and decent. My babyyuli organised a few fun games. HAHA. Will put in the pictures when they send me. For now. i present you the birthday girl.

HuiLi, you better appriciate. hahaha.

From you friend dear Lim Jae Haan , Happy Birthday again, hope you were happy.

Big Shit, LEI HOU YE.

2008-11-13T13:36:00.000+08:00

I TELL YOU AH. THIS FELLA JAE HAAN IS CURRENTLY FFK-ING ME. WALOW WEI. DAMN MM SHONG. HE SAY THAT HE ONLINE AT 1. CB. NOW 1.40 ADY HE STILL WATCHING TV I THINK. MOTHER. ONE DAY I GO BURN YOUR TV DOWN. YOU CAREFUL ABIT. FFK ME. KAI WAN XIAO. DAMN BIG MATTER.

AND AND AND AND, Final Fantasy 12 DAMN F-ING SYOK. WALOW. I'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR LIKE. 30 HOURS AND I THINK I FINISHED 55% OF THE GAME ADY. I DAMN PROUD OF MYSELF :D I'M STILL PISSED. THAT'S WHY THIS IS ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS. MOTHER. JAE I GIVE YOU TILL 2 TO COME ONLINE. IF NOT I CURSE YOUR TV AH.

Oh yeah, now it's raining outside. Damn syok :D Got mist everywhere. I love the forest.

Can go Jungle Tracking somemore. Syok leh? ;D

SOMEMORE GOT DAMN NICE LAKE NEAR MY HOUSE. LAGI SYOK. :D

The ' dengue ' experience. - Jae Haan

2008-11-07T21:22:00.000+08:00

Fever

How unexpected, this bad experience will be a life-long memory...

It started with a four day long fever, that was actually suffering enough. On the 2nd day i had fever, already went to the damn hospital to get blood test, thanks to my worried mum , spent RM155 on it but results showed nothing.
( The doctor said that the presence of dengue occurs only after 4 days, i dont know why the hell he took my precious blood for. )

4th day of fever, 12.08 a.m. mum woke me up and took me to the hospital... forehead and body was hot like mad. The 'sunway medical' service sucks like shit. I waited 3 whole hours for everything to be settled, had 2 injections that day. Another blood test which showed dengue and a needle through my wrist for the 'drop' thing. Four in the morning, i slept. Thinking will it ever get worse...

Hospital stay starts.

Stayed for 6 days. Had 10 injections \|/ . The food was crap. Boring.

The total experience was hell.

Well.. it was'nt all that bad i guess. Thanks to a few of my good firneds.

Thank you dear <3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Yuli

My 3 buddies of course. Kay Zhi, Wei Chean and Tong Yang. Haha. Thanks a lot guys.
But they ditch-ed me after that and go one-u watch movie. Damn bad. My cousin Cze Wien also came on that day. She is probably the only cousin who cares and knows.

Dear old friend Chiew Kar Hei purposely came to the hospital and see me after working 13 hours at baskin robbin(1u). hahahaha. it was 11p.m. Thanks old friend.

Somemore. erm. my Grandparents. Drove all the way from Ipoh just for me.

I would also like to thank my mum and dad. They drive here and there just for me =X

Afternoon. 4th nov. Huili msged me she not coming to visit anymore =/ i was like okay then, i went to sleep. Suddenly... open my eyes and a miracle cure appeared xD PUAN CHEE and few of my classmate. Shocked but happy. will let the pictures do the talking...

Haha. sc brothers.
( Khang yee, Ye Shan, DAI LOU, Kai Feng, Choon Yit )

( Jes Cee , Joe Yin , Hui Li , Pei She )

A card from my dear two little sisters. Get well soon cards from school friends. Card from my dear yuli <3 Card from Huili.

6/11 - LAST DAY

i lie on the bed in the morning, on the tv, rtm2 was playing the dengue song... omg. precautions. now only tell me. DAMN DUMB. Anyway...

Finally out of hell. Oh ya, thank GOD!!! I DIDN'T DIE.

Advice : Dengue all depends on your blood platelet count. There is no remedy, things that should be consumed while having dengue... papaya leaf juice, 100 plus, watermelon juice, beetroot juice.

What a friendly.

2008-11-07T20:48:00.000+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I just had a friendly basketball match today with some school called Maxwell, and guess what? We trashed them 84-24! DAMN FUN. MY GOD. Honestly, that school ain't that bad one, just that........... :D Self praise is no praise. That's all I gotta say. Just to keep this blog alive. Btw, James Bond isn't as good as what you think it should be. Oh yeah, one last thing. TODAY IS SO FRIGGIN HOT. WALOW-WEI. I GOT THIS SUPER MAJOR HEADACHE! I'm gonna go get a Panadol.

I'm sorry.

2008-11-03T22:52:00.000+08:00

This is an official apology post to Christine Choo Wei Shan, I'm seriously sorry. I can be a total ass at times I know. It's not like it's your first day knowing me right? Come on, seriously, forgive me. Just scold me an ass and say that I'm frigging annoying lah. I'm ok with that. DON'T ignore me? Sorry? I'm seriously sssssssssoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy.

I'm not good at apologies as you can see. I'm an Ass, ok? Please, just scold me. Don't like that. Friend friend abit. We did beat Samurai Legends HARD together right? We also played Surf's Up together. I dunno what else to say. I don't want to lose a friend like you?

xoxo, Gossip Man. GOD I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL. NEXT TIME I GO YOUR HOUSE WATCH WITH YOU K? SORRY.

From your self-considered still best asshole friend.

Big shit's sick.

2008-11-02T21:57:00.000+08:00

Currently addicted to: Mammamiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OMG. Jae Haan aka Big Shit has

DENGGI.

OMGWTHASDLKAGLKJAS. I THOUGHT IDIOTS CAN'T GET SICK. NO OFFENSE.
I'm seriously damn amazed lah wei. I thought normal normal fever only, suddenly it turned out to be denggi. MY GOD. You tried to be nice and go feed the mosquitoes issit? DON'T SHRINK AH. We might go visit you if you're still in the hospital. Walow. Damn big shit actually got denggi. Bloody hell. This proves that being big and tall doesn't make you immune to sickness that tiny little creatures like mosquitoes bring :D Got moral value somemore, damn chun-ted right?

One last thing, is that how you spell DENGGI?

Buggy flip . Chean

2008-10-30T23:44:00.000+08:00

Try drifting a buggy on a wetday before? =D

Think twice.

Sorry bud. HEHEHE

Super hot bean by CHEAN

2008-10-19T00:44:00.000+08:00

THANK YOU WENMIN FOR THIS WONDERFUL PICTURE OF SUPERHOT BEAN! DONT U WANT A PIECE OF HER/HIM? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

AFTER PMR POST by CHEAN

2008-10-18T22:52:00.000+08:00

PMR OVER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PMR Day 3:

2008-10-15T22:20:00.000+08:00

It's 10.21 now. I haven't been studying for the whole night. Maybe a little. Oh well, I think I can get an A for Sejarah. I damn happy now :) Oh yeah, I got a major headache thanks to Mario Tennis.

Just 2 more days. Thank god for that. I also realized that I might be able to get an A for Chinese, I hope.

Subjects left: Geografi, Kemahiran Hidup and Chinese.

Currently Listening to: Toxicity by System of A Down
The Judas Kiss by Metallica

Oh yeah, the Library is a place for students to study!

NOT!

PMR Day 2:

2008-10-14T22:30:00.000+08:00

What can I say. It was much better then Day 1 :D
Now, I'm pressuring myself a whole damn lot. I damn scared of Sejarah lah. Friggin subject. I hate to study! Especially memorizing things. SEJARAH SUCKS!

Currently listening to: Psychosocial by Slipknot

PMR Day 1:

2008-10-13T21:29:00.000+08:00

I hate Malay!!!!!

That's all I can say for day 1. I want an A for Malay :D

Chop Suey ppl. PMR sucks.

2008-10-12T22:20:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrA28oo_ZQ

Go listen to this song. I'm so darn addicted to it right now. Oh yeah, The Big PMR day is coming in one and a half hour :) Good luck ppl. Listen to the song. It gives you a big boost for the exam.

Chop Suey - System of A Down

Wake up
(wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
There you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die (die)
Wake up
(wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
There you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Father father father father
Father into your hand I comend my spirit
Father into your hand why have you forsaken me in your eyes
Forsaken me in your thoughts
Forsaken me in your heart
Forsaken me ohh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die

I love singing this song in the shower. Makes me hyper! All the best to myself in PMR and everybody else who's taking this retarded and superbly useless exam. :D

Glory glory Man Utd!

2008-10-02T23:24:00.000+08:00

Oh oh oh. I'm so darn happy. I forgot to post this yesterday. Man Utd won Aalborg ( unknown Denmark team) 3-0!! The best part was, 2 goals by the new player, DIMITAR BERBATOV! Wooohoooo. Damn nice, he suddenly damn hardworking ady, go steal ppl's pass and score goal. Wtf man. You rock! Go DIMITAR BERBATOV! Oh yeah, not forgetting an early half goal by Rooney with his signature 'Don't-have-to-look-at-the-goal' shot. :) Man Utd totally rocks, screw Chelsea. Chelsea are for losers. Liverpool is a racist team. :D Mainly white, one or two blacks. RACIST! Arsenal ah, stupid manager, what to do. GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!

GO GO GO MAN UTD STRIKERS!

ISA? Boo Cock.

2008-09-30T23:53:00.000+08:00

I was at this candlelight vigil held last Saturday. Damn fun. Although my hand was totally covered in wax after the walk, damn, I totally support the abolishment of ISA. Boo ISA!

I'm getting lazy right now. Money No Enough II was just so friggin funny. I feel like speaking hokkien right now. So yeah, Bye. BOO ISA! ABOLISH ISA SUCKERS!

Jokes. Cause laughing is fun. :)

2008-09-23T22:23:00.000+08:00

A laughter a day, keeps emo-s away. :D

Guy at the Whorehouse

This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed."

The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!"

A very sexy voice replies "Just slide $20 under the door."

So the man slides the $20 under the door and waits... Nothing Happens! He knocks on the door again, and yells out "I want to get screwed!"

The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"

I dunno why I found this funny. I guess that after doing five papers of Chinese everything cracks you up.

The Plane Crash

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together. "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...." Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?" Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. However, two days later... St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."

Now this joke wasn't bad at all, was it?

This is another joke my friend told me like, 2 years ago. I don't know the title.

One day, 3 good friends died in a car crash and went to heaven. At heaven's gate, they met St. Peter.

St. Peter then asked the 1st person: " Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

1st: " Never in my life." And St. Peter let him pass through the gate.

Then, St. Peter asked the 2nd one: " Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

2nd:" I would never do something like that." St. Peter let him through the get too.

Finally, St. Peter asked the 3rd one: " Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

3rd:" Just once. It was with this Stripper in Las Vegas. She told me she would suck a baseball bat through a garden hose."

St. Peter then closed the gate. The 3rd person got nervous and asked: " Am I going to hell just for that?" St. Peter replied no. Then 3rd asked: " Where are we going then?"

St. Peter: " To Vegas."

I seriously think that was funny. That really hurt my tummy muscles. :D So that's it for now, Oh yeah, I forgot, the jokes above are PG-13. Sorry for the late notice. ;) Last one,

Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

No offense meant!

Bias referee.

2008-09-22T22:42:00.000+08:00

Manchester United Fan through and through. Chelsea are for losers.

Man Utd should have won yesterday. Goddang it. Stupid Referee! Bloody SOS go give Man Utd so many Yellow cards. Like, wth? Chelsea were also doing the same thing but I don't see him giving them yellow cards. Dumb bias crap. To hell with him.

He scored the goal in the draw yesterday. Go Asians!

Patrice Evra, one of the best players around.

I'm not going school for this whole week, except for Friday. :) It's not because I'm lazy(well, maybe a lil) but think of it, my sis is having her trials right now (college) and I have to wake up at 5.30 every morning just because of that. NO WAY. I'd rather stay at home, have a good night sleep, wake up in the morning and study on my own, school's a bore anyway.

Introducing, Death Magnetic!

Hell, I love Metallica and System of a Down right now. :D Especially Hypnotize by System of a Down! Like, damn addictive. Screw you Mr Hulk Tan, Techno sucks, Listening to techno makes you stupid & All Summer Long is a good song although it's a rip off from Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. THANK GOD, at least those 2 songs are worth something right now.

Try also:
Cyanide by Metallica
That day the never comes by Metallica
Fetish by Metallica
Violent Pornography by System of a Down
Sleep by My Chemical Romance

Despite their gothic looks and all, they make great music. :D

Finally!

2008-09-19T20:26:00.000+08:00

My dog is so cute. :D He's smart, adorable, cute, handsome, talented, wonderful. :D

Oh yeah, I finally managed to put a chat box, although it's not perfect, it's a start. Go me! I'm friggin happy right now, Metallica has a new album! Woooohoooo! It's called Death Magnetic. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Oh yeah, I also realized that System of a Down songs are rather nice too.

Wei Chean just told me today that the song Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin contains Satanic msges when played backwards. Like, WTF? Who so free go play the song backwards? Bunch of idiot, retarded, lifeless scientists go play it backwards for shit? Damn stupid. FYI, WE LISTEN TO SONGS THE RIGHT WAY, NOT BACKWARDS, SO NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT IF IT CONTAINS SATANIC MSGES PLAYED BACKWARDS! YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE WE DON'T LISTEN TO THE SONG BACKWARDS YOU RETARDED PPL. Bunch of cunts. I heard the song played backwards, and it just sounds like a bunch of gibberish, just that these lifeless assholes try and string it together to form a bunch of dumb words, SATANIC MY FOOT! We move forward in life, not backwards, so screw these retarded assumptions.

Ok, enough. Oh yeah, I love Scrubs. J.D is so funny. :)

But, I can't do these all on my own,
No, I'm no,
I'm no Superman.

I didn't get last in class. Thank God! :D

I friggin need to put a chat box.

2008-09-16T19:01:00.000+08:00

Ok. This blog sucks. It friggin needs a chat box. HELP PPL!

I just realized that less and less form 3s are coming online right now. Like Wth. Pmr only lah. Chill. Come online relax and all like me or Wei Chean. Can on techno and study somemore, damn cun-ted. Even Jae comes online. I'm bored.

I'm currently addicted to these songs right now

Spaz by Nerd.
Yellow by Coldplay.
Waking the demon by Bullet for My Valentine.
Heart burst into fire by Bullet for My Valentine.
Forever and always by Bullet for My Valentine.
It wasn't me by Shaggy.
Enter Sandman by Metallica.
Fade to black by Metallica.

Trust me. They rock :)
I like colours.

Liverpool still sucks.

2008-09-13T21:45:00.000+08:00

Omg lah. They just got lucky. I still support Man Utd no matter how. Bunch of lucky bastards. Anyway, they were the HOME team. If they kalah again memang malu. Liverpool Losers. Double L for them. GO MAN UTD!!! Liverpool sucks!

Triallssss.

2008-09-06T00:50:00.000+08:00

Ok. This blog is officialy dead. I dunno how the hell do you put a chat box, again. This things is Shit Confusing and I GIVE UP. Damn. If you're reading this and you know how to put a chat box, feel free to teach me. PLEASE! MY GOD! I SPEND ONE HOUR TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PUT THE CHAT BOX LAH! And yet, I still fail to do so. This sucks! :(

I just heard this song on MTV 5 days ago and I friggin love it. Go check it out. It's All Summer Long by Kid Rock.

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

Singing sweet home Alabama all summer long. :D

Wanna hear me sing? You'll love it. Ask my classmates! :P

If only we had the four seasons here in Malaysia. How uneventful Malaysia can get, plus the stupid government and all. Sigh. I damn lazy to blog ady. Go read books. :) Ciao. Go 16 of September.

And All Hail.

2008-08-22T16:26:00.000+08:00

Wonderboy with Wonderbra. :D

He's stunned by Usain Bolt's record. :)

Mr Hulk.

Here comes another gold.

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Lightning.

The Mighty One.

Patriotic Fella. :D

I love his shoes.

By the way, The answer to What has 142 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk would be My Zipper. ;D All hail the Kings.

And Eggs don't break easily afterall.

2008-08-17T21:45:00.000+08:00

I'm here to blog right afte the big dissapointment from our Malaysia Badminton player, Lee Chong Wei.To think that he could have won the gold medal was a dream after all. The pressure from the Chinese crowd, the anxiousness he feels, the power of the egg. Oh well, what can I say. It was a perfect match for Dan, one of the worst match from Chong Wei, and mainly, fuck the China Crowd. Think of the pressure they apply on Chong Wei! The " GO DAN", "LIN DAN JIA YOU", "OOO'S AND OOOHHH'SS AND AAHH'S" for each smash that Lin Dan makes. Hell, I wanted to bomb the place up myself. They should have a foul for the crowd, for shouting and applying pressure on the opponent player. It's pure unfair for the away player. This is the main reason why Chong Wei wasn't playing up to his standard.

For the world number 2 player, he played like the world number 50. I don't even know who's the world number 50. But yes, Lin Dan was flawless. His speed, his smash, his muscle, his ok looking girlfriend ( better then Mew Choo) No offence. He dominated the game with his power smashes and quick returns. I was highly impressed by the way he played and highly frustrated by the way Chong Wei played. He did a 100 times better playing the small eyed Korean. Chong Wei must have had like a 60% on unforced errors. Don't worry, I'm still proud of Chong Wei for getting a silver, for a guy from Bukit Mertajam, a small town situated at the feet of Bukit Mertajam, he's a long way from home and still manages to amaze us by getting a silver. We're still proud of you, don't worry.

Yes, it was a dissapointment. Yes, it was a dream that never came true. Yes, Chong Wei is devastated. Yes, Lin Dan was fantastic. Yes, we're cursing Lin Dan right now. And last but not least, yes, fuck the china crowd and their cheering.

Although you don't get to become a millionaire, 300 thousand or 500 thousand (not sure) will fit your pockets just well, right?

Can somebody break this Agro Egg?

And I want ice cream.

2008-08-14T21:10:00.000+08:00

Just finished the government paper for Science and Maths. Maths was rather easy. :D But Science leh, It was uummm, ok I guess. Anyway, I just went back to Nibong Tebal ( Penang ) for my grandma's birthday!! It was 888. Damn nice right. Olympic day somemore. I liked my grandma's cake. Too bad I didn't take a picture of it. :( Oh yeah, the special thing about this party is that it was held in a temple. Cool.

My sister.

Do we look alike? Everybody says we do.

My mom! She looks fat here. :P

On the 2nd day we went on a boat ride! Damn nice. :) They had this fish farms or what you call it in the middle of the sea, then we go see their fish. All also damn friggin big. Bloody hell. The scary part is you have to walk on a wooden plank that is only supported by nails and it's only like 20-30 cm wide. Thank god nobody fell into the sea. On our way back, there were fireflies on the banks of the river. But in my opinion, Kuala Selangor is much better.

The sunset. Pretty.

This is the boat they use to get to the other fish farm! Damn cun and small.

Damn funny! My dad went and try the boat out! He almost flipped the boat/barrel over. :D

This are what Red Fish. My mom bought 3 of them.

Those fish were friggin active.

This was one of the biggest fish around. It's called Hong Zhou in Cantonese.

I had a friggin sweet treat that night. We ate the fish we bought from the farm. It was huge and superbly delicious. Btw, try eating Baby Octopus. DAMN NICE. MUST! After the dinner, we had a small performance by my little nephews. They presented the short script called : No Pork. Yeah, its the Singaporean playing the Indian one. If you dunno bout it, you must live in a well or something. Go youtube and search for it. The end of my trip back to penang. :)

Damn cute right! My nephew and my niece. :) I'm an uncle.

The No Pork performance.

And it ends here. Finally I update the blog. Damn lazy to blog lah. :D

Trengganu after tournament

2008-07-31T23:03:00.000+08:00

Front -of -the- boat- go- up and down, up and down. HAHAHA

Went deep sea fishing at night. i puked all the way so didnt enjoy that.

Saw this weird sign on a tree during the practice round on the 15th hole. It says PLEASE USE ME! U thinking what im thinking? HAHAHA

I did need to piss so.. =D. HAHHA

And here they go. A year older.

2008-07-28T23:29:00.000+08:00

My dad and my mom. =)

Guess what? 3 people are celebrating their birthday today. =) Maybe yesterday, cause its 12 o'clock. First, Happy birthday to my one and only, MOM!
May all your wishes come true. I'll try my best to get the 8 A's. That's my 2nd birthday present for you. =D I hope you like the iPod to. Thanks for everything, you're the best.

2nd to my sis boyfriend. He's currently at Singapore. Thanks for being a nice friend and pinjam-ing me your psp lah. Don't destroy my Man Utd team. Damn geng one. =D Happy birthday lah. I'll buy you your birthday present when I have money. Thanks for being my driver to! =)

3rd to my classmate. I don't know her really well. But happy birthday Wan Ning. You're too smart. Stop studying. =P

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Meet my ex-bestfriend. I call him, Cruches.

Btw, thanks Christine Chhooo. For being one hell of a friend. I know I'm also a damn nice friend. Right right right?? Dont chuan me with your iPhone ah. Smack you. =)
Thanks to Debra to. I know I damn smart. =D

P.S: Malaysia will trash Chelsea. I hate Chelsea. Go Man Utd!

Aaaannddd, things fly.

2008-07-27T10:35:00.000+08:00

I felt so friggin emo this morning. For no reason, I woke up at 4 in the morning and just couldn't get back to sleep till 5. Damn sucky. Damn tired somemore. The worst part is, I still have to study for trials this afternoon.

Waking up at 8.30 in the morning kinda sucks to. At least I get to play gunbound. My new addiction! Haha. Now, I damn lazy too blog. Just came back from my guitar and drum lesson. =D Tillll later.

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I'm kinda happy you actually gave it a try, although we didn't really try. but, what the heck. I guess I just ain't good enough for you.

Damn emo right!! Muahaahahhahaa. =P

Banndds.

2008-07-25T22:06:00.001+08:00

I'm gonna start this tag. Cause I'm so darn bored.
List down five of your favourite bands. With a picture.
Put your favourite band as the last one.
Recommend some of their songs.
Rate them.

Starting off,

The 4 of them are so short!

1.Fallout Boys!!!
They rock!! Hell yeah!! I realise they like to give long names to their songs. Patrick is fat and cute. =D
Recommended songs: Sugar we're going down, dance dance, You're crashing but you're no wave
Rating: 7/10
Must listen!! I like their new album more then their old albums though. Infinity on high. Although the new album is one year++ old.

Why all got long hair one. -_-

2. Switchfoot!!
Remember spiderman 2 soundtrack? Meant to live? They did it. They totally roock!
Recommended songs: Stars, Meant to live, Oh! Gravity, Awakening.
Rating: 8/10
Try listening to their new album, Oh! Gravity or Beautiful Letdown. MUST!

Damn gaya pic man.

3. One Republic
I think everyone reading must know them by now. If you don't, go turn on the radio! Thanks to Timbaland, they got friggin famous. Everybody knows the song apologise right?
Recommended songs: Stop and stare, Mercy, All fall down.
Rating: 7/10
Go buy their album. Support them! Album name: Dreaming out loud.

The gods of metal!

4. Metallica!
Hell, this is a must listen. Their solos totally rock. For ppl who like metal, they must know this band. Their songs have like, damn little vocal, more on the guitar parts and solos and all. Daamn!
Recommended songs: Fade to black, Enter sandman, Shoot me again, St. Anger.
I think their latest album was St. anger. That was like, 8 or 6 years ago. They still rock.

LASTLY, THE BEST BAND ALIVE. ( FOR ME)

5. Foo Fighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!! YOU'LL REGRET FOR NOT LISTENING TO THEIR MUSIC. The lead singer, Dave Grohl is from the band Nirvana, he was the drummer there. The lead singer of Nirvana took a shotgun and cocked it to his head in the nineties. In the year 1993, Dave Grohl formed this band, FOO FIGHTERS!
Recommended songs: The pretender, Learn to fly, DOA. Every song of theirs just rock!!!
For new listeners, listen to their new album first : Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace. After that continue downwards. =D
Rating: 15/10 ;)

There's still load of bands I can list. But oh well, five only.
Try also: Air supply, Good charlotte, Coldplay, Yellowcard, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Bullet for my Valentine, Dashboard Confessional.

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I tag: Edwin, Wen Min, Christine, Pei Yuen and everybody that feels like doing this.

Come on and blog stupid mr eggtarty!

2008-07-21T19:30:00.000+08:00

Tourney last saturday and sunday. That guy giving me the prize looks like a hobo. This blog is so dead. Just adding something new. =D

I wanna walk

2008-07-01T19:19:00.000+08:00

This friggin hurts!
I can't walk!
I can't bath!
I can't go out!
I have nobody at home!

Damn it. Parents, outstation. Sis, useless. Dog, sleeping. Help!

Believe me, this will make you laugh!

2008-06-27T20:32:00.000+08:00

Hahahahhahahahahahaha. Funny right?????? Laughed my asssssss offffffffff!!!

Exam Results!

2008-06-24T17:39:00.000+08:00

Janice, Christine, Me and Mark. This was taken during Mark's birthday.

I'm rather happy with my exam results. I actually got 31/40 for my malay karangan. My best ever!!! Damn happy. I also got A for my geo, science and english. Got B for malay, B for Kh. Not sure bout the rest. But overall i really improved. I'm not gonna my mention my maths here, cause I sccccccccccrrewweedd the whole darn thing. =D

Meet my adorable little dog. RUBERN!

I named him after a friend of mine, Rubern. =D He damn cute( my dog) six years old. Is a father to five children. He has really bad taste though, go and find a mini pinscher or how you spell it and mate. No offence Wei Chean. Heee isss just so darn cute lah my dog. Love him people!
Name: Rubern
Breed: Silky Terrier
D.O.B: September 8 2002
Enjoys: Running out, Taking walks, Sleeping, Begging for food.
Special: Smart, really really smart. He knows how to play dead and roll over and much more. =D
Loves: Me!!!!!

Enemy: My neighbour's Siberian Husky, Balto.

I can't find a better picture of him at the moment. He doesn't like taking pictures.